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right in front of her—the sounds of fake passion filling the room.  She never really enjoyed watching porn the way the guys did, nor their “modern” girlfriends who loved all the kink, but she did at least try.  What she never quite understood about all the pretty people screwing so vigorously was why they were always in such a rush. 
    The human body is a thing of beauty, she thought, the natural and soft curves of a woman are very sexy and the type of tasty treat you’d think a man would want to savor, just as he does caviar, wine, or pastry.  Barbara’s own body was not like all the fakes in the videos.  It was real.  Curvy, bosomy, and with a generous tummy that said: I enjoy life.  Guys did notice her for sure, her perfect doll-like face and her milky white skin that seemed so clean and flawless.  Her hair was golden, long and curly like that of fairy tales. 
    But she hardly ever got their full attention.  Some were cowardly lions.  Others were wannabe jocks or hipsters, who thought they ought to be with someone more like them, another stick or a meat-body with a meat-head. 
    Barbara was fine with it.  She wasn’t in any hurry to get laid, or even sure that she wanted any more futile romantic entanglements, certainly not now, at the age of thirty.  Besides, she knew her approach to lovemaking would surely be different, probably the opposite of what all those juvenile guys wanted, like in the videos: fast, hard and fake.  Bodies tumbling atop each other without any real soul connection. 
    “Damn…” she said, looking at the clock and jumping off the couch. 
    Speaking of love and romantic entanglements, she was losing track of time and forgetting that her sister’s wedding ceremony was in just a few hours—barely enough time to slip into that tight bridesmaid dress, splash on makeup, and then join her sister for two hours worth of freaking out and last minute rehearsals.
    She smiled to herself at the very idea of her little sister getting hitched.  She was always the baby and the perfect child who got whatever she wanted.  She even had the perfect figure, with that damned slow metabolism that allowed her to eat anything and not gain a pound.  Well, she got what she wanted all right, in Max Wellus, a millionaire-playboy who was going to make marriage tough for her.  Sometimes life is a wishing game and most of the wishes you can never take back. 
    Thoughts of her own hypothetical wedding were fleeting and so sad they hardly registered any emotion anymore.  Precisely why Barbara was caught off guard at her sister Linda’s sudden outburst. 
    “Oh my God!” Linda said, already in half her wedding gown and with her hair still a mess needing some TLC. 
    “What?”
    “I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean it.”
    “Oh…”  She had to think about it.  That’s right, Linda just said something snarky about how she’s getting married and I’m still single.  I guess it just doesn’t bother me anymore. 
    “I know you’re going to meet someone too, sis,” Linda said.
    “Don’t worry about, hon,” she replied.  “That wasn’t even anywhere near where my mind was going.  It just doesn’t bother me anymore.”
    “What?  What do you mean?  Everyone needs somebody,” Linda said, as if trying to convince herself.  “Don’t become a hermit.  You are going to meet someone, I know it.”
    Barbara laughed.  “Well, if you think that’ll make me happy, then bring it on.  I’m just saying, I don’t have any need for it.”
    The very idea seemed alien to Linda, which her sister found amusing.  Something about the idea of needing a man to complete your life seemed ridiculous—especially some ordinary guy, some guy who had weird issues about dating a big beautiful gal.  If there was anyone Barbara was really interested in, it would have to be someone who was the opposite of every fake guy out there. 
    “Just don’t become close-minded to the idea, okay?  You have this weird