he said.
âLettinâ me live anâ that, âs not really up to you, sir.â Tillinghast rolled in his captorsâ grips. He decided the man onhis left, the rose-lakoris chewer, was stronger, and leaned in that direction. âIâs not
technicâly
alive right now, Mr. Rattell.â
âYou can yet be made to suffer,â said Rattell, smiling. Dabbing water from the corner of his eye, he lifted Tillinghastâs chin with the point of his cane. âAll things can be made to suffer, in time. Is that not so, Mr. Rigby?â
âRight, Misser Rattell,â the egg-smelling blob on Tillinghastâs right-hand side rumbled, then made a wheezing sound like a blocked drain.
âWhat in godsâ was that, Mr. Rigby?â said Tillinghast. âThat your first time laughinâ?â
âI suppose there is little point in asking for your opinion, Mr. Pent?â said Rattell, addressing the mountain holding Tillinghastâs left arm.
Pent squeezed Tillinghastâs wrist.
âAargh! I reckon he agrees, Mr. Rattell,â said Tillinghast. âWhat a shame we canât hear from Mr. PentâI imagine heâs got a wonderful singinâ voice. High anâ flutey, I shouldnât wonderâlike them fellas with no plums.â
Pent squeezed his wrist again.
âAargh! All right, Mr. Pent, I takes it backâyouâve a nice deep voice!
And
plums!â
Rattell hunkered down before him.
âMr. Pent stole from my employers and me a number of years ago. Some money, a small amount. For this petty act, Mr. Tillinghast, he lost his tongue. In contrast,
you
have triedto steal the last mandrake grown from the seed of the hanged man Garswood Fenn, a man more beloved of my employer than his own children. The mandrake is the last scrap of this dear man in existence; it is therefore an item of immense value and one whichâhappily, thanks to your clumsy attempts at burglaryâremains safely ensconced in my study.â
âYouâve a study, Mr. Rattell? Thaâs grand, sir. I dinât know you could read.â
Rattell smiled, his eye twitching. âI should like to take that slippery tongue of yours to silence your . . .
wit
, but it would deny my lumbering companions the joy of your suffering, and since I pay them so poorly, this is the sole treat that keeps them loyally in my employ. Having said that,â drawled Rattell, warming to his theme, âIâve seen Pent and Rigbyâs work in the past, and I rather imagine theyâd carry out these little chores for free. Mr. Pent in particular seems to have used his enforced silence to channel his energies into . . .
creative
ways of inflicting pain.â
ââS very impressive, Mr. Pent. Give us a song, will you? Iâs always had a soft spot for âPickle the One-Eyed Sailor.â . . .â
Pent hissed.
âStop antagonizing my associates, Mr. Tillinghast. Your focus should be on making the short remainder of your life as bearable as possible.â
Rattell wiped some sweat from his top lip. Tillinghast relaxed and straightened his back.
âI âinât got a life right now, Mr. Rattell. You keeps forgettinâ that. What you planninâ on takinâ away from me? My breath? My heartbeat? You take all the time you need to find âem, and good luck, âcause I never has and Iâve had plenty time to rummage about, believe me. Some days when thereâs not much else to do, I rummage with my bits for hours, and Iâm gettinâ plenty good at it anâ all.â
Rattell sighed, then dabbed at his narrow face with a handkerchief. âDo you believe in the theory of nominative determinism, Mr. Tillinghast?â he said at length.
âIâs never had a head for mathematics, sir.â
âOh, itâs not mathematics; itâs the notion that the name a person is given at birth determines much
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