questionnaire.â
âHe canât come back another night?â
âReally trying to avoid that if I can.â
âSo go tell him you only need a few minutes, ten minutes, with a girlfriend. Then you donât have to be the jealous one for a change.â
Here Annagret winked at her, which seemed a real feat to Pip, who was no good at winking, winks being the opposite of sarcasm.
âI think youâd better take me while youâve got me,â she said.
Annagret assured her that there were no right or wrong answers to the questionnaire, which Pip felt couldnât possibly be true, since why bother giving it if there were no wrong answers? But Annagretâs beauty was reassuring. Facing her across the table, Pip had the sense that she was being interviewed for the job of being Annagret.
â Which of the following is the best superpower to have? â Annagret read. â Flying, invisibility, reading peopleâs minds, or making time stop for everyone except you. â
âReading peopleâs minds,â Pip said.
âThatâs a good answer, even though there are no right answers.â
Annagretâs smile was warm enough to bathe in. Pip was still mourning the loss of college, where sheâd been effective at taking tests.
â Please explain your choice ,â Annagret read.
âBecause I donât trust people,â Pip said. âEven my mom, who I do trust, has things she doesnât tell me, really important things, and it would be nice to have a way to find them out without her having to tell me. Iâd know the stuff I need to know, but sheâd still be OK. And then, with everyone else, literally everyone, I can never be sure of what theyâre thinking about me, and I donât seem to be very good at guessing what it is. So, itâd be nice to be able to just dip inside their heads, just for like two seconds, and make sure everythingâs OKâjust be sure that theyâre not thinking some horrible thought about me that I have no clue aboutâand then I could trust them. I wouldnât abuse it or anything. Itâs just so hard not to ever trust people. It makes me have to work so hard to figure out what they want from me. It gets to be so tiring .â
âOh, Pip, we hardly have to do the rest. What youâre saying is fantastic.â
âTruly?â Pip smiled sadly. âYou see, even here, though, Iâm wondering why youâre saying that. Maybe youâre just trying to get me to keep doing the questionnaire. For that matter, Iâm also wondering why you care so much about my doing it.â
âYou can trust me. Itâs only because Iâm impressed with you.â
âYou see, but that doesnât even make any sense, because Iâm actually not very impressive. I donât know all that much about nuclear weapons, I just happened to know about Israel. I donât trust you at all. I donât trust you. I donât trust people.â Pipâs face was growing hot. âI should really go upstairs now. Iâm feeling bad about leaving my friend there.â
This ought to have been Annagretâs cue to let her go, or at least to apologize for keeping her, but Annagret (maybe this was a German thing?) seemed not very good at taking cues. âWe have to follow the form,â she said. âItâs only a form, but we have to follow it.â She patted Pipâs hand and then stroked it. âWeâll go fast.â
Pip wondered why Annagret kept touching her.
â Your friends are disappearing. They donât respond to texts or Facebook or phone. You talk to their employers, who say they havenât been to work. You talk to their parents, who say theyâre very worried. You go to the police, who tell you theyâve investigated and say your friends are OK but living in different cities now. After a while, every single friend of yours is gone. What do
Elizabeth Amelia Barrington