edge of a rising column, legs flailing, before finally pulling himself up to safety. They all turned to glare up at me.
âSorry,â I winced with an apologetic little wave. I turned to the kid. âHavenât you ever heard of regular elevators?â I hissed.
He shrugged. âLive and learn.â He pushed open the door in front of us.
I looked in and saw an Asian kid with spiky hair. He stood shirtless, his legs bent and his arms out as he swayed side to side.
Was he surfing?
But there was no board, or much of anything else, around him except for a few chairs and a couple of white curtain dividers.
I hesitated. This place was a little nuts.
âThere are only friends here, Benjamin. No enemies,â the kid who brought me here coaxed.
I took a deep breath and stepped into the room.
âSee you soon!â Suddenly, the kid was gone, and the door was replaced by wall.
When the Asian kid saw me, he stopped âsurfingâ and jogged over.
âWhat up? Iâm Kwan!â He looked my age, lean, but not skinny, and really tan. He was about my height, but he was definitely more athletic than me.
âYou donât have an accent,â I noted.
âIâm Korean American. Emphasis on
American.
â He stood tall, chest out.
âNo, I mean you donât have an English accent.â
âSo whatâs your name?â The words came rapid-fire. This kid had energy to spare.
âBen. Ben Stone.â I held out a hand, and Kwan shook it with both of his.
âWhere ya from, Ben Stone?â
âTexasââ I barely answered before Kwan shouted over his shoulder. âHey, Big Guy, another American! Texas this time!â
Another kid stepped out from behind one of the white curtains. He was also my age, with a puffy baby face and a buzz cut, but he was at least a foot taller than me and Kwan, and big. Not muscular, just bulky, like a hairless bear.
âTylerâs from Florida,â Kwan chirped. âCheck this outâhe wrestles
gators.
â
âAnd crocs. Donât forget the crocs,â Tyler said with a calm smile. Even though he was a foot taller than me, his presence was somehow less in-your-face than Kwanâs.
âBut no croc or gator is a match for you, right?â Kwan slapped Tyler on the back. Hard. He had guts, thatâs for sure.
Tyler paid him little mind. âThe tourists pay to see me win,â he shrugged. âI give them what they want.â
âWhatâs your deal, anyway?â Kwan asked me.
I was lost. âMy deal?â
âYeah. What do you
do
? Like, Iâve won more surfing championships than anybody else on the planet under eighteen years old. Iâve been on the cover of
Sports Illustrated Kids
twice. And you already know what he does.â He nodded toward Tyler. âTen million hits on YouTube!â
Kwan snapped his fingers on both hands and pointed at me. âSo what do you do again?â
âWell, I go to school,â I fidgeted. âAnd I work on cars sometimes.â
They stared back at me.
âMostly oil changes. I charge fifteen to twenty dollars, depending on the car.â I was kinda proud of that last part.
âSo you
race
the cars?â Kwan prodded.
âNo. I donât have a driverâs license.â
âHmm,â Kwan managed. Tyler frowned like someone had just farted.
âBenjamin?â Another door appeared at the other end of the room, and a middle-aged woman in a white lab coat stuck her head in. She looked dignified and well put together, but her eyes were narrowed and her mouth was puckered up like she had tasted something sour. âAre you ready for your physical?â she asked, and I realized that her puckered expression had nothing to do with me; she looked like that all the time.
I nervously glanced at Kwan. He grinned. âDonât sweat it, Earnhardt. We already did it. Piece of cake.â
âEarnhardt? I told