Larissa's crazy ass. Hell she busted my side car window out last weekend." Jevon said " Man she's tired of your ass. You know that woman only gonna take so much of your shit. She's been waiting on you to do right by her for the last five years."Tyson said.
" Man please,Larissa knows the deal. I aint never promised her a damn thing no commitment, Nada. Now if she wanna keep fuckin me I aint never turning it down cuz her shits good as hel . I aint ready to settle down and I told her that from the jump!"
Jevon said.
" But man you already know how she feels about you so you still wrong dealing with her like that for five years. Ya mouth is saying one thing and your actions saying another. How's she supposed to know you don't really want her like that when you stil fucking her and letting her do for you? Your ass is wrong .I'm your friend, but imma stil let you know you wrong." Tyson said to his friend for what seemed like the millionth time in the five years he'd been messing with Larissa.
Normally Tyson didn't make other folks business his business. Let alone anything having to do with a female but in this case he felt he had to. Tyson had in fact known Larissa for almost as long as he'd known Jevon. They'd all been friends through high school and col ege. He didn't know what the hell had gotten into those two, but five years ago they crossed the line of friendship and it had been up and down every since with those two. Tyson often finding himself in the middle of their mess.
" OK man. I hear what you saying...again. Who and what you been getting into lately?" Jevon asked " No one real y. Hell Kitas crazy ass still cal ing all the damn time.
After the shit that when down I aint trying to hear none of what she got to say .Hell I aint been nowhere to meet anyone." Tyson said.
" Man please go head and miss me with that bul shit I know plenty of damn women trying to talk to you on the job and everything...you just aint trying to holla at the snow bunnies." Jevon said busting out laughing. Tyson joined in the laughter trying to deny it the whole time.
" No that aint it, man. I told you I find white women attractive but I gotta have the right white women.” Tyson said. You know damn well I aint letting just anyone in my world, I don't give a damn what color she is.
" On the real though man. I'm kinda feeling someone more than I want to truth be told." Tyson said sounding serious all of a sudden.
" Wel damn white man!Tell me" Jevon said " Man it's my neighbor! Stays two apartments up the hall from me and fine as hell!" Tyson said with a smile on his face picturing Jazzlyns face." I mean I know you aint supposed to shit where you eat but in her case...I'm willing to break al the rules!" Tyson exclaimed.
" I'll ask anyways” Jevon started"But I already know the answer, she's a sista aint she?"Jevon asked.
" Why yes brotha man she is." Tyson said laughing " Why the hell you always asking me that anyways? As many white women you done ran your ass up in? Don't worry bout who I'm checking for shit! " Tyson said.
" Ahh man please. I been messing with a sista for 5 years!" Jevon said in a weak attempt to save face.
" Yea, your ass been with a sista for five years. Doing a sista wrong for five years and fuckin some of the worst looking white women I've ever seen for five years too! Shit if Larissa ever got a look at some of the white chicks you fuck her over for...your ass would have more than a busted window I tell you that much!" Tyson laughed, Jevon couldn't help but laugh too because he knew damn well it was true.
"Let me tell you though man,you wanna talk about fine? Jazzlyn is F.I.N.E. About 5'7
I'm gonna guess about 140-145 thick....and I mean thick not fat. Pretty ass chocolate skin, beautiful brown eyes...shit let me stop. My ass sprung and she aint nothing but a thought right now. She's cool though in other ways too,funny, smart a teacher like my mom and down to earth you know?" Tyson said.
" Wel shit...if she's all