forth.
âItâs okay, Homer,â Pandy said. âI get it. I do.â
âIâm sorry,â he repeated.
Then he reached down and grabbed Pandy into a hug that brought the dizziness back with a rush. Dido jumped up and put his forepaws on Homerâs hips.
âHomer. Homer,â she wheezed, patting Didoâs head and Homerâs back. âWeâre good. Weâre good.â
He set her down.
âWeâre a team, remember? And everything we do now, we do in part for Alcie, okay?â
âOkay,â he agreed.
âRight, Iole?â Pandy asked.
But Iole had passed out.
âGods,â Pandy said. âWe have to get her to a physician.â
âWe have another problem,â Homer said.
âWhat?â Pandy asked.
âLook,â he said, pointing.
Two camels, already on their feet, were pawing at the sand over and around the third; Homerâs camel lay on the ground, a mountain of sand piled high against her back, quite dead.
âOh, no,â Pandy said, following Homer as he went to make certain.
âHermes said the camel was known as âThe Ship of the Desert,â â he said softly. He patted the camelâs neck, feeling her body growing cold.
âTheyâre supposed to be able to withstand anything,â Pandy said.
âMaybe,â Homer said, âit was just her time.â
Pandy was silent for moment.
âLike Alcie,â she said, putting her hand on Homerâs.
âLike Alcie,â said Homer, rising and glancing down at the animal, her fur moving faintly in the lessening breeze.
âShe was a good ship.â
He wasnât aware that Pandy was staring at the crest of a newly created sand dune.
âWe need another camel,â he said.
Then he followed Pandyâs arm as she raised it to point off into the distance.
âMaybe we could use one of theirs.â
CHAPTER FIVE
Unwanted Epithet
It had been amusing for a while, watching the other deities laugh, poke, pinch, and prod Hera as they stepped around the sleeping goddess, still slumped at the front of the line, her hip thrust sideways at an awkward angle. Each immortal chided her after their own fashion, spitting unintelligible curses or whispering snide remarks.
But now it had become tiresome to everyone. Finally, one official whose place at the counter had just opened up, held his hand high and halted Cloacina, the Roman Goddess of the Sewers, just as she was crossing the yellow line. With a glare at the official, she stepped back but not before waving the sleeves of her stinking cloak underneath Heraâs nose, which caused the goddess to cough in her sleep.
âThis has gone on long enough,â the official said for the benefit of everyone in the large room.
Slowly, he began to make small circles in the air with his right forefinger. Out on the floor, Hera lifted a few centimeters off the ground and began to spin lazily. Faster and faster the official twirled and faster Hera spun; just as she was becoming a blue blur, the official clenched his hand and Hera dropped to the floor, the energy of her spinning sending her sprawling across the tiny, intricate mosaic tiles.
â Ohp! â she cried as her eyes flew open. She lay motionless for a second, not realizing where she was.
âNext!â called the official.
All eyes went to the large mass of blue robes on the floor. Hera lifted her head, still partially covered by the hood of her cloak, and stared back, dazed.
âIs that me?â
âYes!â
âItâs you, lady.â
âHas been for a while now.â
Hera tried to pick herself up off the floor gracefully but instead stepped on a corner of her robe and everyone within earshot heard a soft riiiiiiip.
âAll right, then,â Hera said nonchalantly, lifting her robe and walking, as stately as she could, up to the counter.
The official didnât even glance up.
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