grinning. âIâm terribly sorry if Iâve put you out at all.â
âDonât mention it,â Guy heard himself saying. Pure reflex.
âNonsense,â said de Nesle. âIf you hadnât been kind enough to give me that lift - oh yes, letâs see if my call came through.â He pressed a knob on the box attached to his telephone, and then continued; âNo, not yet, what a nuisance. If you hadnât been kind enough to give me that lift, you wouldnât have been put to all this trouble. Actually,â de Nesle said, in a confidential whisper, âI think youâd have crashed in the sea, because you were almost out of fuel. Can you swim?â
âNo.â
âOh well,â de Nesle said, âI neednât feel quite so bad about it after all. Still, it was a bit of a liberty when allâs said and done, particularly since your friend was, well, dead. A bit tasteless in the circumstances. Still, needs must, as they say.â
âEr,â said Guy.
âThe main thing now,â said de Nesle, âis to get you back where you want to be. Now Iâm not sure Iâm supposed to do that - they get awfully cross Upstairs when I go interfering with things that arenât really any of my concern - but if you canât help someone out of a jam, whatâs the point of any of it, thatâs what I always say. Where would you like to go?â
Guy took a deep breath. âWould London be out of the question?â he said.
âBy no means,â de Nesle replied. âAnywhere in particular in London, or can I just drop you off at Trafalgar Square?â
âYes,â said Guy. âI mean, Trafalgar Square will do fine.â
âSplendid. Now then, when?â
âSorry?â
âWhen would you like me to drop you off?â
Guy frowned slightly. âWell, now, if thatâs no ...â
De Nesle raised an eyebrow and pointed to the wall calendar. âAre you sure?â he said.
Guy looked at the calendar. It was one of those mechanical perpetual-calendar things, and the little wheels with numbers on them to represent date, month and year were spinning like the tumblers of a fruit machine, turning so fast you couldnât read them.
âNow,â said de Nesle brightly, âdoesnât mean a lot here. Weâre in the Chastel des Temps Jadis, you see. Time here is very much what you make of it.â
A very silly thought made itself known in Guyâs mind, declaring to all who would listen that it might not be all that silly after all, if only it could get a fair hearing.
âAre you trying to tell me,â he said slowly, âthat this is a sort of, well, time machine?â
De Nesle grinned. âWell,â he said, âthe strict answer to your question is No, but youâre on the right lines. Now be honest; youâd really rather I didnât explain, right?â
Guy nodded.
âGood man.â De Nesle nodded approvingly. âBy now, I suppose you meant 6th July 1943?â
âWell, if thatâs all right ...â
âNothing simpler.â De Nesle stood up and pressed some keys on his typewriter keyboard. The green lights on the screen flashed and then went out. A moment later they read 6/7/43; # 8765A7.
De Nesle walked over to the door which, a few minutes earlier, had led to the diplomatic reception and pushed it open.
âFollow me,â he said.
Just then, the other door opened and a girl walked in. She put a cup of what looked like coffee down on the desk, picked up the two brandy glasses, smiled brightly at Guy, and walked out again.
âEr,â said Guy, âjust a moment.â
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