weâre so quaint, donât you? Never mind that thatâs kind of condescending .â
âWell, why do yâall care if yâall donât have a Southern accent?â Jacob said. He gave me another sly glance as he scooped broccoli casserole onto his plate.
This time, I laughed outright.
âUm, thatâs not exactly how you use it,â I said. âYâall is plural, and I am singular.â
âBut you do say yâall?â Jacob asked.
âOf course I say yâall,â I said with a shrug. âHow else am I supposed to talk to people? Plural people, that is.â
âUp north we say âyou guys,âââ Jacob said.
âWell, thatâs just wrong ,â I said, giggling.
I turned away from him to check out the other vegetarians at our table. Most of them were girls whose style echoed Annabelleâs. They had hair that tumbled romantically down their backs and bohemian clothes. Their eyes were alert, almost hungry. I wondered if they were on the lookout for cute boys and if they counted Jacob as one of them.
There was also a younger girl, maybe eleven, but you could tell she wanted us to think she was older. She wore a tank top and cutoff jeans and boots laced up to the knee. Sheâd chalked an electric-blue stripe into her shiny brown hair. She was listening intently to Annabelle, clearly trying to look like she knew what my roommate was talking about.
â. . . and Sadie, donât even get me started on GMOs . . . I mean, really, itâs an issue of public health , donât you think?â
âMm- hmm! â Sadie said.
The corners of Jacobâs mouth were doing that twitchy thing again.
âAnnabelle,â he said, after taking a big bite of his lunch, âIâm not sure what public health officials would say about this broccoli casserole. Thereâs a lot of cheddar going on in there.â
âOh,â Annabelle said, her face falling.
She looked like sheâd never even used the word âcasseroleâ before, much less eaten one.
âI hate to break it to you, Annabelle,â I said, âbut youâre in the South now. Itâs not tofu country.â
âWhat about salad?â Annabelle asked desperately. âIs it salad country?â
âSure, thereâs gelatin salad, ambrosia salad, Waldorf salad, that coleslaw,â Jacob said, motioning to the creamy cabbage that was being passed around the table. âIs that what you mean? You do like mayonnaise, donât you?â
As Annabelleâs caramel-colored cheeks went a little pale, Jacob laughed.
âSorry,â he said. âMy momâs always on a diet. The only mayo in our house is this really gross, fat-free goop. She wonât even buy cheese. So Iâm kind of in love with this lunch.â
âJust add it to the list of stuff you adore about this place,â I said with a little laugh.
âI better love it,â Jacob replied. âI bagged about two tons of groceries to pay for it.â
âOh,â I whispered.
Faculty families always got their room and board for free, and their class tuition was heavily discounted. So Iâd never thought about how expensive it was for the regular students. Now I felt like a jerk.
âSo . . .â I searched for another topic and decided, lamely, to go the way of the big green V . âWhatâs your reason for being a vegetarian?â
âItâs kind of corny,â he said. âMy family had a potbellied pig for a while.â
âNo, really?!â I said.
Jacob laughed.
âI know, itâs goofy, but my dadâs allergic to dogs and cats, and he really wanted us to have a pet,â he said. âSo he got us this tiny little pigâSally. She was really cute, Iâve got to admit. She was white, just like the pig in Charlotteâs Web .â
âAnd then what?â I said apprehensively. I