you,â she said, clutching the dog to her sagging bosom. âWe had a bug-sprayer here yesterday, and while we were in your apartment, I couldnât help noticing all the baby thingsâ¦â
Carl stood by the elevator, a blank smile stretched across his face. He wore his swim trunks and a sport shirt; a damp beach towel was thrown over his shoulder. It was a glorious, hot July Saturday. Heâd been so certain he would see them at the pool today, but they hadnât come. Heâd even checked the kiddie pool. Heâd returned home still damp from his laps and very disappointed. His landlady had caught him totally off guard.
From behind the rhinestone, pointed glasses, Mrs. Gunther squinted at him. âI wasnât sure what to think with the crib, and the changing table, and what-have-you.â
He nodded. âOh, yes, well, Iâshould have told you when I signed the rental agreement last month. But Iâwasnât sure then.â He dropped his voice to a whisper. âSee, my wife died giving birth to our son. And the baby was very premature. They didnât think heâd live either, but now it looks like heâll pull through.â Carl wondered if she was buying any of this. âThey say I might be able to bring him home soon. Anyway, Iâm buying some stuff for him. Iâm sorry I didnât tell you earlier. It wonât be a problem, will it?â
âOh, of course not,â she murmured, stroking the dogâs head. âIâll just change the number of occupants to two on the rental agreement. Donât you worry. You poor manâ¦â
âThank you, Mrs. Gunther.â He pressed the elevator button. âI see you have a new dog.â
âYes!â She grabbed the poodleâs paw and waved it at him. âTwinkle, say hello to Mr. Jorgenson.â
âTwinkle, huh?â He wondered what happened to Sparkle II.
âI found him on my doorstep the day after Sparkle died.â With a tiny pout, she shook her head. âI never thought I could replace Sparkle, but Twinkle here is the sweetest pooch.â She pressed her cheek against the dogâs head.
He smiled. âYou really love that new poodle, donât you?â
âOh, yes. Sheâs my babyâ¦â
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In his living room, Carl surveyed the purchases heâd made in the last three weeks. In a way, he was relieved Mrs. Gunther had seen the bassinet and everything else. Now, he didnât have to worry about their being discovered. He could take some of the babyâs clothes and toys out of their boxes now.
Grabbing a beer, Carl sat on the floor, and went through the packages. He smiled at the little tennis shoes, the tiny pajamas with a Superman emblem on the chest, and the toy tiger. Then he pulled out a Felix the Cat clock from another box. He found a nail on the wall, hung up the clock, and plugged it in. He laughed. The dial was on Felixâs belly, and his eyes and tail moved back and forth, keeping time. Heâd gotten a kick out of it in the store. But now he imagined the clock in his little boyâs room after dark, those big, cartoon eyes darting from side to side, the whiskered grinâalmost sinister. Jesus, it would scare the hell out of the kid .
Heâd have to take the god-awful thing back. How quickly adults forgot that certain âcuteâ decorative items for a kidâs room were nightmare material for the kid.
He remembered a clown portrait that hung in his room when he was a little boy. It was a Bozo-type clown, with a bald, white head with red tufts of hair at the temples like horns; the huge, painted smile, and laughing eyes that seemed to look back at him. Sometimes in the night, that clown picture looked so evil and scary. Carl would turn his head away, yet still feel those eyes studying him.
Throughout his childhood, he was plagued by bad dreams. He had no brothers or sisters; and the Jorgenson house was large
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