and see where the day takes us,â Ned Handsome explained.
âAre we hoboes now?â Harold asked.
Ned grinned. âWell, you ainât got a home and youâre riding the rails, and you already said you ainât gypsy children, so the way I sees it, youâre hoboes. Honorary hoboes, at least.â
âBut Ned,â called out Fingy Jim, âthey donât got their road names yet.â
âRoad names?â Frances asked.
âWhen youâre traveling, youâre not quite the same person as you are when youâre not,â Ned answered. âSo you go by a road name. And you canât pick itâitâs given to you on the road. But I can give âem to you now, if you want. Whoâs first?â
âMe!â George waved his hand.
âHmm . . .â Ned Handsome looked at him thoughtfully. âYouâve got spectacles, so weâll call you Glims, âcause thatâs what some folks call âem.â George seemed to like that.
Next Ned turned to Nicky. âSkillet,â he declared. ââCause youâre a little skinny and need to be reminded to eat breakfast.â
âSure thing,â said Nicky.
Sarah shook her head. âI donât see the point of a road name,â she protested, âif youâre just going to give it up when you get settled somewhere.â
Frances sighed.
That was just like Sarah to say that
, she thought, though she noticed Anka nodding a little, too.
âFair ânough, if thatâs how you feel,â Ned replied. âHow about the rest of you? If you want your road name, say âaye.ââ
Everyone else said
aye
, even Anka. Sarah shrugged and played with one of her braids.
Ned was able to think up names as soon as he looked hard at someone. Jack was Swindler Jack, and Lorenzo was dubbed Enzo the Tall. Alexander became Pennsylvania Kid, Anka was Petunia, and Harold was Little Tomato Can.
Frances wasnât sure she liked her road name.
âGizzard?â
âItâs âcause you got grit,â said Ned.
Frances couldnât resist grinning then.
âDonât forget me!â Quentin cried. âDonât I get a road name?â
Ned looked at him. âYouâre Quentin, right? Hmm . . . seems like your name ought to have
tin
in it. How about Tin . . .
Whistle
? Because I bet with that crooked lip of yours, you can really whistle.â
Quentin stood up and glared at Ned, his hands in fists. Frances thought he might actually slug the hobo. But Ned just smiled, and after a moment, Quentin seemed to relax and he sat back down.
âTin Whistle, huh? I like that,â he said. âGuess it doesnât matter if my face is kind of funny.â
âThatâs right,â Ned replied. âBecause all kinds of funny stuff happens in life, and thereâs no sense in hiding our misfortunes. Being a hoboâs âbout learning to recognize that life takes you in certain directions for a reason. Even if you donât know the reason yet.â
Frances wasnât quite buying all this. âSo does that mean life isnât going to take us to California?â she asked. âSince weâre going the wrong way and all.â
âIt may
seem
like the wrong way, Gizzard my friend,â Ned replied. âBut if you hop off this train in Kansas City, you can get yourselves on a Santa Fe Express that goes more direct to California than the westbound trains on this line. And faster, too. If California is your destiny, life has a way of making it work. And in this case, it turns out going east a ways was the better way to go.â
âYou donât say,â said Alexander. âHow soon until we get to Kansas City?â
âAinât more than an hour,â Ned said.
Alexander turned to Frances and Jack. âThis is our chance,â he said. âRight?â
Jack nodded. âLetâs go for