Iâll have to get a loan, but I still have to pay. And I need it now, for my investigation.â
âSorry, you say you want to make money from your investigation to buy the car, but you need the car to do your investigation.â
âTo piece a number of things together I need to travel, visit a few places, perhaps interview some people. Without the car and having to go to the office each day, I have to put it together from memory, do it all in my head. As if that was the only problem.â
âSo whatâs the real problem?â
âWell, itâs not that Iâm indecisive, but to understand what I have to do, I must put together all the data. A bit of data on its own means nothing, all of it together lets you understand what you were unable to see at first. You have to uncover what theyâre trying to hide from you.â
âYouâre talking about your investigation?â
âNo, Iâm talking about choosing the car . . .â
He was drawing on the table with a finger dipped in wine, almost as if he were marking out a series of dots that had to be joined together to create a figure, like in a puzzle magazine.
âA car needs to be fast and classy, Iâm certainly not looking for a minivan, and then for me itâs either front-wheel drive or nothing. I was thinking of a Lancia Thema turbo sixteen-valve, itâs one of the more expensive, almost sixty million lire. I could even attempt two hundred and thirty-five kilometers an hour and acceleration from a standstill in seven point two. Thatâs almost the top.â
âItâs expensive.â
âNot just that, but you have to go and search out the information theyâre hiding from you. Car ads, when theyâre not lying, are keeping quiet about something. You have to go through the specifications in the trade magazines, and you find itâs one hundred and eighty-three centimeters wide.â
âThatâs not good?â
âYou donât even notice that in all the ads they give you the length, which certainly counts when it comes to parking or prestige, but they rarely give the width, which is pretty important if you have a small garage or a parking space thatâs even narrower, not to mention how many times you have to go around before you find a space wide enough for you to park. Width is fundamental. Youâve got to aim somewhere under a hundred and seventy centimeters.â
âYou can find them, I suppose.â
âSure, but youâre cramped in a car thatâs a hundred and seventy centimeters if thereâs someone next to you and you donât have enough space for your right elbow. And then you donât have all those conveniences of the wider cars that have a whole range of controls available for the right hand, just by the gears.â
âAnd so?â
âYouâve got to make sure the instrument panel is fairly generous and there are controls on the steering wheel, so you donât have to fumble around with your right hand. And thatâs how I came up with the Saab Nine Hundred turbo, one hundred and sixty-eight centimeters, maximum speed two hundred and thirty, and weâre down to fifty million.â
âThatâs your car.â
âYes, but only in one little corner do they tell you it has an acceleration to eight-fifty, whereas ideally it should be at least seven, like in the Rover Two Twenty turbo, forty million, width a hundred and sixty-eight, maximum speed two hundred and thirty-five, and acceleration at six point six, a thunderbolt.â
âAnd so thatâs where you ought to be going . . .â
âNo, because itâs only at the bottom of the specifications they tell you it has a height of a hundred and thirty-seven centimeters. Too low for a well-built individual like me, almost like a racer for young sporty types, whereas the Lancia is a hundred and forty-three high and the Saab a hundred and