November 9: A Novel Read Online Free PDF

raises an eyebrow. “You’re definitely a writer, because who the hell talks like that?”
    I laugh. “Sorry. I guess what I’m trying to say is that I can be a temperamental idiot and I should have minded my own business.”
    She pulls the napkin from her lap and sets it on her plate. One of her shoulders rises with a little half-shrug. “I didn’t mind,” she says with a smile. “It was kind of fun seeing my father so flustered. And I’ve never had a fake boyfriend before.”
    “I’ve never had a
real
boyfriend before,” I reply.
    Her eyes shift to my hair. “Believe me, that’s obvious. No gay man I know would have left the house looking like you do right now.”
    I kind of get the feeling she doesn’t mind the way I look nearly as much as she’s letting on. I’m sure she receives her fair share of physical discrimination, so I find it hard to believe she would be the type to list physical appearance high on her list of priorities in a guy.
    But it’s not lost on me that she’s teasing me. If I didn’t know better, I’d say she was flirting.
    Yep. Definitely should have walked out of this restaurant a long time ago, but this is one of the few moments I’m actually thankful for the plethora of bad decisions I tend to make.
    The waiter brings the check, but before I can pay it, Fallon scoops up the wad of cash her father threw on the table and hands it to him.
    “You need change?” he asks.
    She waves it off. “Keep it.”
    The waiter clears off the table and when he steps away, there’s nothing left between us. The imminent end to the meal leaves me feeling a little unsettled, because I’m not sure what to say to keep her here longer. The girl is moving to New York and chances are, I’ll never see her again. I don’t know why the thought of that makes me anxious.
    “So,” she says. “Should we break up now?”
    I laugh, even though I’m still attempting to discern if she’s got an incredible deadpan wit, or absolutely no personality at all. There’s a fine line between the two, but I’m betting it’s the former.
Hoping
it is, anyway.
    “We haven’t even been dating an hour yet and you already want to dump me? Am I not very good at this boyfriend thing?”
    She smiles. “A little too good. It’s weirding me out, to be honest. Is this the moment you break the ultimate boyfriend illusion and tell me you knocked up my cousin while we were on a break?”
    I can’t help but laugh again.
Definitely deadpan wit.
“I didn’t knock her up. She was already seven months pregnant when I slept with her.”
    An infectious burst of laughter meets my ears, and I’ve never been more thankful to have a semi-decent sense of humor. I’m not allowing this girl to leave my sight until I get at least three or four more of those laughs out of her.
    Her laughter fades, followed by the smile on her face. She glances toward the door. “Is your name really Ben?” she asks, bringing her eyes back to mine.
    I nod.
    “What’s your biggest regret in life, Ben?”
    An odd question, but I go with it. Odd seems completely normal with this girl, and never mind the fact that I’d never tell
anyone
my biggest regret. “I don’t think I’ve lived through it yet,” I lie.
    She stares at me thoughtfully. “So you’re a decent human being? You’ve never killed anyone?”
    “So far.”
    She holds back a smile. “So if we spend more time together today, you aren’t going to murder me?”
    “Only if it’s in self-defense.”
    She laughs and then reaches for her purse. She wraps it over her shoulder and stands up. “That’s a relief. Let’s go to Pinkberry and we can break up over dessert.”
    I hate ice cream. I hate yogurt.
    I
especially
hate yogurt pretending to be ice cream.
    But I’ll be damned if I don’t grab my laptop and my keys and follow her wherever the hell she’s willing to lead me.
     
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    “How have you lived in Los Angeles since you were fourteen without ever stepping foot