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uncomfortably in her armchair as south of the border became activated at the sight of such good wood—mature hard mahogany on her woodometer scale.
    She cleared her throat and smiled at the stunning Doctor Ramón who had obviously noticed the effect he was having on her by the increased bulge between his legs. Merlot gazed into his luscious eyes with a look of wanton abandon. She decided to be the first to speak-no choice really.
    "I forgive you for calling me a puck bunny and a twinkie, Agent Johnson," she said in a friendly tone of voice.
    Agent Johnson remained silent, his expression grimly serious. His jaw muscles were clenched so tight Merlot could hear his teeth grinding.
    She thought that if her partner wasn't careful the Bureau would insist he took more than just counseling-a prolonged leave of absence. Merlot didn't want that to happen. She would have to break in a new partner.
    "Don't suppose I can buy you a coffee later?" Merlot offered.
    No reply from her anal partner.
    Merlot shrugged. What more could she do? She returned her attention to the awesome Dr. Ramón. He sure was a gorgeous specimen of hardwood. She wavered as the doctor shifted to accommodate his erection. Merlot was surely gratified.
    "Sorry I'm late," Ramón casually offered. He smiled just for Merlot. "Good morning, agents." He averted his gaze from Merlot's overtly intense sexual come-on look.
    Merlot knew from that moment that her luck was in. She smiled ever so briefly, licking her red lips with a tongue that begged for more. She wondered if he had any tan lines. Her fervent imagination ran riot with thoughts of the exquisite Ramón lying naked on a beach while she massaged sun lotion into the glorious skin of his firm buns.
    Doctor Fernandez gave a warning cough.
    Merlot apologized with a furtive smile and settled back into her chair, looking serious.
    "Good morning to you, Doctor Fernandez."
    "You can call me Ramón, if you wish."
    "Ramón it is then." The female agent knew beyond all doubt Ramón wanted her as much as she wanted him.
    Ramón focused his attention on the dour Agent Johnson. He pursed his full lips in thought.
    "Don't you think it's a good morning, Agent Johnson?"
    Agent Johnson seemed immune to the doctor's charm. His expression remained serious. He didn't speak right away, rather allowing the silence to maintain his serious stance.
    "What's so good about it? It's just another shitty morning like any other shitty morning." Agent Johnson scowled with menace.
    "I see," the good doctor said, with eyebrows raised. "Well now, what do you want us to talk about, Agent Johnson, or can I call you Willis?"
    Willis fixed the doctor with a steely look, "Whatever. Can I go now?" He started to get up.
    "No you cannot, Willis." Ramón pointed to Willis' chair to remain seated.
    "Quack," Willis whispered under his breath as he sat back down.
    Merlot's eyes almost popped out of their sockets, thinking now you've done it, Agent Tightass.
    Ramón had good hearing, apparently. "I heard that."
    Willis shrugged his shoulders as if he didn't care.
    Ramón persisted with the good doctor routine. "Come, come, Willis, something is bugging you. You want to know what I think is the root cause of your sudden behavior?"
    Willis didn't reply. He looked around the room seemingly uninterested.
    Merlot gave her partner a concerned look.
    "I think your hometown of Big Beaver has a lot to do with what's troubling you, and perhaps you still hold a torch for an old girlfriend there. Am I right about the letter you received two months ago?" Dr Fernandez waited for a reply with an expectant look.
    Merlot bit her hand to stop the giggles as Big Beaver filled her mind with images of trim. Those thoughts soon vanished as she imagined Ramón's luscious lips pleasuring her.
    Willis narrowed his eyes and turned his attention upon his partner, "Bitch! Trust you to put two and two together, and come up with nothing."
    "Prick!"
    "Okay girls, that's