isnât it. Like me and your grandmother of an afternoon.â
Amelia looked bewildered.
âNooks and crannies, Amelia. Gosh, youâre so slow on the uptake sometimes! Itâs a joke. Anyway, them things were absolute murder to polish. Lucky for you itâs nearlydone, or Iâd have had you at it as well as meself. But at this stage thereâs no point in the two of us getting covered in black-leading, so if you want to play cooks and grannies too, you can fill the kettle.â
Amelia did so, and then sat down to tell the news about Frederick to Mary Ann.
Mary Ann didnât say much. She just put away the cleaning things and then used a skewer to pick black-leading out from under her fingernails and grimaced at Ameliaâs story.
âI donât know,â she said at last. âI thought you people didnât believe in warfare.â
âMmm,â said Amelia, reluctantly. She had known all along that this was a problem, but she didnât want to face it. She didnât want to let Frederick down.
âWell, then, it should be against Master Goodbodyâs religion to go to war.â
âYes,â said Amelia lamely. âI suppose it is.â
âThen he shouldnât go, should he?â
âNo, I suppose he shouldnât,â agreed Amelia, deflated. âBut perhaps,â she went on, making it up as she went along, âperhaps he feels so strongly about this war that he is prepared to set his pacifist principles aside on this occasion.â
Even as she said it, Amelia knew it didnât ring true. In truth, she didnât really understand Frederickâs motives, and though the idea excited her, it also confused and worried her.
âFeels strongly about this war!â Mary Ann sniffed. âHow could anyone feel strongly about this war? Whatâs it about, can you tell me that?â
âOh yes,â began Amelia confidently. âItâs about â well, itâs about putting the Kaiser in his place.â
âPutting the Kaiser in his place, is that it? I see,â said Mary Ann. âIn other words, itâs about the English being in charge of Europe, not the Germans.â
âWell, yes, I mean, after all â¦âÂ
âOh, I see. So you think the English should be in charge of Europe, do you?â
âNot exactly, no. But I think the Germans shouldnât be either.â Amelia had a sudden flash of inspiration: âWe should all be in charge of our own countries.â
âAha! Like the Irish. In charge of Ireland, like?â
âCertainly.â
âSo itâs a nationalist you are now, Amelia Pim. Well, I never would have thought it!â Mary Ann sounded both amused and triumphant.
âA nationalist, am I?â said Amelia wonderingly. She was sure there was something wrong with this assertion. âAnyway,â she went on, âI seem to remember you being very pleased when this war started, Mary Ann Maloney.â
âAh yes, but thatâs because Englandâs difficulty is Irelandâs opportunity,â said Mary Ann cryptically, throwing aside her skewer and coming to sit at the table opposite Amelia.
Amelia hadnât the smallest idea what that wassupposed to mean, but she was sure it wasnât anything very nice, so she gave a disapproving little sniff. Mary Ann misinterpreted the sniff.
âPoor Amelia,â she said, with sudden sympathy. âYouâll miss your beau, wonât you?â
Amelia had been so busy convincing herself what a fine thing it was for Frederick to be going off to fight in this terribly important war that she hadnât allowed herself to think this perfectly simple thought at all. She had considered the idea of his being hurt or killed, and she had set that thought firmly aside. But now that Mary Ann put it so simply, she realised that she would indeed miss her beau, very much. She plonked her elbows on the kitchen