ripped off by one of the pro gangs and halfway to L.A. by
now, but to keep amateur boosters from clanking and smashing and waking the neighbors, thus making our next request for a permit lots harder. Itâd been such a hassle I half-wished Iâd just hunted up Declan Serrano at the cop shop and paid off. But we had an arrangement with the city, one I wasnât about to screw up by aligning myself with the boss of the Mission district (and beyond).
Even so, rerouting traffic doesnât make youâmuch less the cityâpopular with the citizenry. We had an hour, two at best, to block out the action before police would close us down. Tomorrow weâd do the take. As I crossed the barricade, I couldnât help but smile to finally see the crane and dolly in place and the old Honda sitting ready for its moment of stardom.
Thoughtsâ just thoughts! as Leo would remind meâof the woman on the bridge kept tugging. I was glad to have the necessity of the now to push them aside.
Jed Elliot, my favorite second unit director, was running this stunt operation. His normal mode was three double-caffs tight: Mr. Perfectionism. Thatâs what you want from the person responsible for the final word on the safety of the movie stunts. He was used to giving orders and having young assistants jump. But now he was snout-to-snout with a fellow Iâd never seen. Jed had faced down the city liaison and screamed at a first unit director who couldâve fired him, but this guy had him on his heels. Compared to this lunatic Jed was Mr. Calm. This guy was bouncing foot to foot, arms flying, head in Jedâs face as if there was any chance of Jed or anyone else in the Mission failing to hear his low opinion of Jedâs operating plan, personnel choices, and all-around competence, as illustrated by the ranterâs not having been notified of todayâs set-up here.
There was no way Jed could stop the guy. At six in the morning! At this site Iâd busted my butt to set up!
Only money could create such a scene. Was he one of the new backers?
It didnât matter who he was, because in a minute, blinds in Victorians were going to snap up, neighbors were going to glare, and weâd be toast.
I could not let that happen, backer or no.
I strode over. âHey, Jed. That the car?â
âWhat? Yeah.â Quickly, he added, âYou met Macomber Dale?â
âMac,â he snapped. Seizing the moment, Jed moved off.
âDarcy Lott.â
â Youâre the stunt driver?â
âI am. And youâreââ
âThe producer.â
The producer! Big leap from backer to the producer. Was that truth or self-promotion? Iâd have to find out, pronto.
For the moment, I flashed a smile at the newborn producer, gave his hand a squeeze and release, and called to Jed. âHowâre we on time?â
âYou can finish your coffee and do the check, both.â
This time my smile was genuine. With a stunt car, particularly one Iâm going to be close to rolling at the top of the hill, checking it out involves a lot more than lifting the hood.
I nodded a âso longâ to Macomber. For all the good it did.
He kept pace with me.
I picked up speed but the hint was lost on him. Iâd intended to rescue Jed, but at this rate Iâd soon be screaming myself. I put my cup on the car roof and turned.
He looked at me challengingly. âI know cars. I have an old Studebaker I rebuilt fromââ
âHey!â Iâm not at my most gracious at this hour of the morning.
âI canââ
I took a breath and gave him an easy exit. âGo away or Iâll run you over. Itâll make a great shot.â
âListen, Iâm not some gofer here. Practically, this whole movieâs coming out of my pocket. I canââ
âNo, you canât! If youâre planning to hang over my shoulder, you canât. You can force Jed to waste time