Murphy.
The Sergeant looks back up from his desk: Just Mr Hunter that is.
Ive got my palms up between Murphy and the desk: You try and get hold of someone, see if you can sort out the hotel. Ill talk to Noble about the offices. Yeah?
Hes got his eyes on the Sergeant, the eyes and boils back on his desk.
John?
Right, right, right.
I say: Then Ill meet you back here in an hour or so. OK?
Hes still got his eyes on the Sergeant, but hes nodding: More good old-fashioned Yorkshire bloody hospitality.
The Sergeant doesnt look up.
*
Im sorry about before, says Temporary Assistant Chief Constable Peter Noble, sitting back down behind his desk.
No harm done, I say as I take a seat across from him.
Well thats OK then, he smiles.
Hes older than me, but not by much
Forty-five at the most; thick hair starting to turn grey, a moustache that gives him the look of a man still hard, still in the chase; and on a morning as he shaves hes thinking of Burt Reynolds, fancying his chances, still in the hunt.
Its not going to be much of a picnic for you, hes saying. Though I suppose you must be used to it by now.
Sorry? Used to what? I say, staring at the photograph of two children on the windowsill behind the desk.
Not getting the red carpet.
Dont expect it.
Thats lucky then, he laughs.
The door opens and Chief Constable Angus comes in: Gentlemen.
We were just getting started, says Noble, standing up.
Well I say we call it a night, laughs Angus. After bloody day weve had, I say we extend some hospitality to Mr Hunter here and get him some dinner
Im afraid Ive arranged to meet John Murphy in
Dont worry about John, winks Angus. Dickie Alderman and a couple of the lads are taking care of him. Theyve sorted you out rooms at the Griffin and theyve gone for a pint or two. Or three.
The Griffin?
City centre. Be ideal.
I pause, then say: I had wanted to make a start right away.
Course you had, smiles the Chief Constable. And you will. But we can get just as much done over a steak and a couple of drinks as we can up here.
They are both at the door, waiting.
I need to make a call to Manchester.
Noble points at the phone on his desk: Be my guest.
The Draganora Hotel is a modern skyscraper near Leeds City Station, its third-floor restaurant dark and empty.
We take our seats in the window, the rain on the wired glass, city lights running in the wind and the night.
Its one of them carvery deals, smiles Angus. Help yourself to as much as you want and keep going back up until they have to carry you out.
We order drinks and then head over to the long table at the back of the room, the food lying waiting for us under dim orange lights.
Noble and myself follow Angus along the line, piling on under-cooked meat and over-cooked vegetables until theres no space left on our plates.
And as we eat we make small talk about the poor seasons Leeds and Man U. are having, the jailing of Lord Kagan, the murder of John Lennon; the three of us careful to avoid the obvious, careful to avoid the fact that we are the only diners in the restaurant of a four-star Leeds hotel a week before Christmas, careful to avoid the reason we are here and no-one else.
Noble goes back up for more.
Not much bloody loss if you ask me, Angus is saying.
You werent a fan then? I ask.
To be honest with you Mr Hunter, I reckon they werent that popular over this way. Be different for you mind, coming from over there I suppose. But on this side, we pride ourselves on not following trends.
Still talking about bloody Beatles, are you? says Noble, back with a plate for himself and another for his Boss.
I was just telling Mr Hunter here, how Yorkshire is always the last bastion of common sense. Like the bloody resistance, we are, laughs Angus.
Not much bloody loss if you ask me, nods Noble, ploughing through