other was in a white coat and was carrying a black bag, but I knew he wasn’t a doctor. They don’t waste doctors on ambulances in Manhattan, but dress up an orderly who is something of a medical technician, good enough to give first aid, and can usually be depended upon not to kill a patient on the spot. As I was opening the door, a prowl car drove up and a policeman got out.
“What’s wrong?” the policeman asked. He was a heavyset, dark-jowled man, with unhealthy rings under his eyes.
“An old man croaked upstairs,” I said.
“I’ll go along with them, Dave,” the policeman said to his partner at the wheel. I could hear the car radio chattering, dispatching officers to accidents, cases of wife beating, suicides, to streets where suspicious-looking men had been reported entering buildings.
Calmly, I led the group through the lobby. The technician was young and kept yawning as though he hadn’t slept in weeks. People who work at night all look as though they are being punished for some nameless sin. The policeman’s shoes on the bare floor of the lobby sounded as though they had lead soles.
Going up in the elevator nobody spoke. I volunteered no information. A medicinal smell filled the elevator. They carry the hospital with them, I thought. I would have preferred it if the prowl car hadn’t happened along.
When we got out on the sixth floor, I opened the door to 602 and led the way into the room. The technician ripped the blanket off the dead man, bent over him, and put his stethoscope to the man’s chest. The policeman stood at the foot of the bed, his eyes taking in the lipstick-smeared sheets, the bag on the desk, the wallet and money clip lying next to it. “Who’re you, Jack?” he asked me.
“I’m the night clerk.”
“What’s your name?” The way he asked was full of accusation, as though he was sure whatever name I gave would be a false one. What would he have done if I had answered, “My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings”? Probably taken out his black book and written, “Witness asserts name is Ozymandias. Probably an alias.” He was a real nighttime cop, doomed to roam a dark city teeming with enemies, ambushes everywhere.
“My name is Grimes,” I said.
“Where’s the lady who was here with him?”
“I have no idea. I let a lady out around one o’clock. It might have been this one.” I was surprised that I wasn’t stuttering.
The technician stood up, taking the stethoscope plugs out of his ears. “DOA,” he said flatly.
Dead on arrival. I could have told that without calling for an ambulance. I was discovering that there is a lot of waste motion about death in a big city.
“What was it?” the cop asked. “Any wounds?”
“No. Coronary, probably.”
“Anything to be done?”
“Not really,” the technician said. “Go through the motions.” He bent down again and rolled back the dead man’s eyelids and peered into the rheumy eyes. Then he felt around the throat for a pulse, his hands gentle and expert.
“You seem to know what you’re doing, friend,” I said. “You must get a lot of practice.”
“I’m in my second year in medical school,” he said. “I only do this to eat.”
The policeman went over to the desk and picked up the money clip. “Forty-three bucks,” he said. “And in the wallet—” His thick eyebrows went up as he inspected it. He took out the bills and riffled them, counting. “An even grand,” he said.
“Holy man!” I said. It was a good try, but from the way the cop looked at me, I wasn’t fooling him.
“How much was there in it when you found him?” he asked. He was not a friendly neighborhood cop. Maybe he was a different man when he was on the day shift.
“I haven’t the faintest idea,” I said. Not stuttering was a triumph.
“You mean to say you didn’t look?”
“I didn’t look.”
“Yeah. Why?”
“Why what?” This was a good time to look boyish.
“Why didn’t you look?”
“It didn’t
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