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lady said, “we understand that Mr. Tony will be writing a book about his life story that will be made into a movie. So I guess he will be famous when this is all over.”
    Well, that’s pretty much what happened. Maybe I’ll start liking asparagus. Maybe me and the guys will count some chickens before they hatch. Maybe my mom will get a new job as a brain surgeon. Maybe somebody will invent a homework machine. Maybe Mr. Klutz will grow some hair on his head. Maybe we’ll tunnel out of the school. Maybe pogo-juggling, egg-jogging, and pizza-wrestling will become Olympic sports. Maybe Mr. Tony will stop smoking chains. Maybe we’ll figure out why army guys say “Ten-hut.” Maybe Mr. Tony will take us boating. Maybe the sequel to Halloween will become a real holiday. Maybe Mr. Tony will break some other record to get into The Guinness Book of World Records .
    But it won’t be easy!
     
     

About the Author
    Dan Gutman has written many weird books for kids. He lives in New Jersey (a very weird place) with his weird wife and two weird children. You can visit him on his weird website at www.dangutman.com.
    Jim Paillot lives in Arizona (another weird place) with his weird wife and two weird children. Isn’t that weird? You can visit him on his weird website at www.jimpaillot.com.
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Copyright
    Mr. Tony Is Full of Baloney!
Text copyright © 2010 by Dan Gutman
Illustrations copyright © 2010 by Jim Paillot
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    Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
    Gutman, Dan.
    Mr. Tony is full of baloney! / Dan Gutman ; pictures by Jim Paillot. — 1st ed.
        p. cm. — (My weird school daze ; #11)
    Summary: The After-School Kids’ Kare director wants to get into The Guinness Book of World Records, and A.J. and the gang jump in to help him.
    ISBN 978-0-06-170400-0 (lib. bdg.) — ISBN 978-0-06-170399-7 (pbk.)
    [1. Schools—Fiction. 2. World records—Fiction. 3. Humorous stories.] I. Paillot, Jim, ill. II. Title. III. Title: Mister Tony is full of baloney!
    PZ7.G9846Mrq 2010
    [Fic]—dc22
    2010015905
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    First Edition
    EPub Edition © 2010 ISBN: 9780062025159

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