history of the world happened. Mr. Wiggles must have been really excited about winning the election, because he started doing his weasel war dance and jumped out of Neilâs hands!
And then, after winning the runoff election, Mr. Wiggles ran off! He hopped down from the stage and headed straight for the front row.
âEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!â somebody shouted. âThereâs a wild ferret on the loose!â
âHelp!â
âRun for your lives!â
Kids were screaming, yelling, crying, clawing each other, and knocking each other over to get out of the way. You should have been there.
All in all, it sure made for an exciting Election Day! Maybe Neil will find Mr. Wiggles. Maybe grown-ups will stop saying âBlah blah blah blah.â Maybe Andrea will invite me to her birthday party. Maybe people will stop running into doors. Maybe weâll go on a field trip to see the new Batman movie. Maybe people will stop talking about stumps all the time. Maybe Alexia will realize she is a fictional character. Maybe ladies willstop sticking babies in my face. Maybe Iâll make a Motherâs Day card for my mom next year. Maybe the guys will stop saying I love Andrea. Maybe Mayor Hubble will find a way to get out of jail again.
But it wonât be easy!
About the Author and Illustrator
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Dan Gutman has written many weird books for kids. He lives in New Jersey (a very weird place) with his weird wife and two weird children. You can visit him on his weird website at www.dangutman.com.
Jim Paillot lives in Arizona (another weird place) with his weird wife and two weird children. Isnât that weird? You can visit him on his weird website at www.jimpaillot.com.
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My Weirder School #6: Mayor Hubble Is in Trouble!
Text copyright © 2012 by Dan Gutman
Illustrations copyright © 2012 by Jim Paillot
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