her up long into the nightâthat and images of creepy jewel thieves and flashing patrol cars. If only the police would hurry up and solve that crime, it would be one less annoying thing to deal with.
Why Aunt Roz woke everyone up at seven thirty a.m. to get to a ten oâclock orientation was yet another unsolved crime. They had arrived way too early, and Lexi and Kevin were sitting on hard folding chairs next to Aunt Roz, doing nothing but stifling yawns and sizing up the other campers trickling into the gymnasium.
âIâll wait just a few more minutes till everyone gets here before I begin,â Mr. Glick, the jittery head counselor,finally announced into an old-fashioned microphone. He wore a toothy smile and plaid shorts with droopy black socks, putting the
eek
in geek. âIn the meantime, folks, letâs keep it down to a dull roar, shall we?â
The YMCA, which happened to be only a few blocks away from Grand Centralâway too close to where Lexi had encountered the thieves for her comfortâwas filling up with kids and parents of every age, shape, size, and ethnicity. In the middle of counting Hello Kitty backpacks, Lexi happened to spot a TV mounted on the wall of an adjacent office with the door half open. She couldnât hear the sound, but a close-up of a gaudy green necklace flashed on the screen.
Home Shopping Network?
Then a chunky gold arm cuffâa jewel-encrusted, ancient Egyptian-looking arm cuff? It wasnât HSN, it was CNN.
Cleopatraâs jewels? They found them?
Her heart did a backflip.
Wait. Maybe not
. âPhotos courtesy of Cairo Museumâ was in teeny print. Now the gray-haired anchorman was onscreen yapping silently. Lexi strained to read the tiny text in the crawler at the bottom of the screen.
WHILE TALKS RESUME ON CAPITOL HILL â¦
CNN
⦠NYPD SLOW IN GATHERING CLUES RE: CLEOPATRA JEWEL HEIST. THIEVES STILL AT LARGE AND POSSIBLY ARMED AND DANGEROUS â¦
Donât freak out! Just put it out of your mind. Think calm camp thoughts. Woodpeckers, canoes, mosquito bites â¦
âOkay, people, listen up!â Mr. Glick clapped his hands.âI need seven-to eleven-year-olds to form a line at the table to my right.â He pointed to a foldout table with neat stacks of papers on it manned by a pimply-faced beanpole of a girl. âAnd twelve- to sixteen-year-olds at my table, please.â
âWhy are they putting us in different lines?â Kevin asked as they all stood up, gathering their things. âNobody said weâd have to be in different lines.â
âItâs probably just for registration,â Lexi told him, her eyes still glued to the TV.
âWell, Iâd better scoot if Iâm going to make it to my callback on time,â Aunt Roz said over the sound of swelling chatter. âOrâoh, Alexandra, maybe Iâd better not go. I really shouldnât leave you kids alone.â
âWeâll be fine, Aunt Roz.â
âAre you sure? How do I look?â She sprang up and did a little turn, showing off her flowery dress.
âNot a day over twenty-nine.â
âWell, thatâs not right. Iâm up for the role of the mother in the musical version of
The Glass Menagerie
. I was going for over-the-hill and dowdy.â
Lexi was about to backpedal when someone goosed her from behind. â
Ow!
â
âYou could never pull off dowdy, Ms. McGill.â
âKim Ling!â Lexiâs jaw actually dropped. âWhatâre you doing here?â
âStalking you,â she said with a deadpan stare.âOrientation, whaddya think? Now close your mouthâyouâre attracting flies.â
âHey,â Kevin said to Kim Ling, âyou never told us you were going to City Camp.â
âYou never asked.â
âSheâs the one who told me about it in the first place,â Aunt Roz said. âI happened to mention it to your dad and the next thing I
Brenda Clark, Paulette Bourgeois