pillow on my bed. âIâm speaking from a purely technical standpoint.â
That was when I glanced at the screen and made this tiny, tiny, weâre talking microscopic, little tooth-sucking noise.
Marcus was all over it. âWhat?â He looked up at me like a vulture eyeing prey.
âNothing.â I minimized the screen.
âLike hell.â Marcus leaped off the bed and wrestled the mouse out of my hand. The window Iâd been looking at reappeared. âItâs the schoolâs closed chat room.â He sounded kind of confused.
âYeah, you know. . . .â I tried to make it sound like, Hey, no big deal, lots of people hang out in the school chat room. The fact that I always refer to it as Dorks-dot-com shouldnât suggest that I never go there myself.
Marcus looked at me, his hazel eyes boring a hole in my skull. âWhy would you hang out here?â It wasnât really a question. It was more like he was trying to figure it out for himself.
He looked back at the screen, and we saw it appear at the bottom of the page at the same time:
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Marcus narrowed his eyes at me. âYou sly dog,â he said admiringly. âHave you been chatting Jeffrey up online?â
âNo.â This was the truth.
âNo? You mean you donât actually talk to him? Then what are youââ
I shrugged. âJeffrey hangs out online a lot. I like to see what he has to say.â
Marcus stared at me. âSo you just sit here âlistening inâ on his conversations?â
âYeah.â
âOkay, thatâs borderline creepy.â
âItâs covert intelligence-gathering,â I corrected. I could hear the defensiveness in my own voice. âItâs reconnaissance. Itâs research so Iâll know what to say to him when the time is right.â
âI said it was creepy ,â Marcus repeated. âI didnât say it wasnât brilliant.â He thought for a moment. âBut canât he see that youâre in the chat room?â
âWell, you can change your screen name as much as you want,â I explained. âSee? Right now, Iâm whoosie1988, but I use a different name every time I log in.â
âIt just gets creepier and more brilliant,â Marcus said.
âThank you.â
âSoâdo you know who these other people are?â Marcus asked, squinting at the names that were scrolling across the screen.
âI think a lot of them are from the International Club,â I said.
âInternational Club?â Marcus repeated.
âJeffreyâs Canadian.â As Iâd learned from eavesdropping on his conversations.
âCanada? Didnât we annex that along with Puerto Rico?â Marcus asked. âWhoâs Lola227?â he added as the name scrolled across the screen next to the comment <>
I grimaced. âIâm pretty sure itâs Astrid.â
âOh no, she di-enât,â Marcus said. âGet in there.â
âAnd say what?â
âSay anything!â Marcusâs eyes glittered, and for a minute, I thought he might just lunge at my keyboard and start typing away himself. âSay hi. Say, âIâll be at Green Up Day if you make it worth my while.ââ
âAre you nuts?â
âLook, he doesnât even know who you are,â Marcus said, pointing to whoosie1988 onscreen. âYou could be anyone from Arnold Schwarzenegger to Melissa Carpenter,â he said, naming this girl in our history class with a serious case of BO whoâs always trying to eavesdrop on our conversations. âItâs perfect, donât you get it? This way if you say something dumb, you can just exit, then come back with a different screen name and try again, and heâll never even know the difference.â
My fingers hesitated over the