answer. "Oh, you know, a b-b-baby-boomer like myself."
I gulped down half my coffee in one swallow and it burnt my throat badly. I choked,
I gagged, and after a prolonged coughing fit, I stood up to leave. "Listen, Wendy,
I'd love to stay and chat, but I really have a lot of things I need to get done. I'm
sure that once you get used to the idea you'll be okay with it."
Wendy snorted. She actually snorted in derision. "I doubt it, Mom," she said. "And
we're not through with this discussion by any means."
I was afraid of that. I loved my daughter more than life itself, but she was sorely
trying my patience.
Wendy continued, "And I expect you to stop by here to talk to me again before you
leave town. I want to know more about this Rock guy!"
"It's Stone."
"Rock, Stone, whatever..."
I walked out her front door with my chin resting against my chest, lower lip protruding
and quivering slightly. Exactly when had our roles become reversed? I wondered. I
felt like I'd just been chastised and sent to my room, my punishment to be meted out
at a later time. Oh well, at least I'd been granted a small reprieve.
* * *
Early Thursday morning I stopped by the dental clinic to have my teeth cleaned and
x-rayed. The dental hygienist used a new tool that employed a powerful and painful
jet of cold water to sandblast the plaque off my teeth. It was like a Waterpik on
steroids. I lay back in the chair, grasping, like a lifeline, the tube that was suctioning
gallons of water, blood, and saliva from the back of my throat. I was counting the
ceiling tiles in an attempt not to scream in agony and bolt from the room. It was
then I remembered why I subjected myself to this modern form of water torture only
every few years instead of biannually, as recommended. I felt immense relief when
the cleaning was completed even though my gums were throbbing, and, no doubt, red
and puffy.
I nodded absentmindedly as the hygienist chided me on my poor flossing habits and
warned me of my potential for gingivitis, due to the deep pockets between my teeth
and gums. My mind was already on the other tasks I needed to accomplish before the
day was over. It wasn't like I hadn't heard it all before anyway.
After leaving the dental clinic, I took my Jeep Wrangler to the Dodge dealer to have
it serviced. It'd been running a little rough and was due for an oil change anyway.
Kenny, the service manager, promised to give it a thorough checkup. He'd change the
oil and check the tires, brakes, fluid levels, spark plugs, filters, and belts. He
thought the carburetor sounded as if it was running a little rich and that the air
filter was probably clogged. The Jeep was only two years old and still had less than
15,000 miles on it, so Kenny didn't anticipate any major repairs. It was a slow day
at the garage, and he assured me he'd have it ready to pick up in a couple of hours.
During the long drive to New York from Kansas, I didn't want to experience any car
trouble. Breaking down on the interstate is a terrifying ordeal these days. Whenever
my vehicle breaks down, and somebody stops to assist me, I immediately question his
motives. Why would he want to help me? Is he really a molester, a carjacker, a drug
addict, or some other kind of dangerous thug? As I stand on the shoulder, hood up
on my car, looking helplessly down at a motor that is refusing to cooperate, I sense
that motorists are speeding by looking at me, wondering what kind of thug I am too.
It's a scary situation for both sides. I raise the hood and stare at the motor only
to make it obvious that the car has broken down, not because I can tell the difference
between a manifold and a shoebox.
So far this Jeep has never stranded me. It's the perfect low profile, inconspicuous
vehicle for a Sherlock Holmes wannabe to go amateur sleuthing in—canary yellow, with
lots of chrome and lights. I've always been big on accessories, so the Jeep