serious. You have a minute or what?â
Actually, at the moment there was a young couple hovering around a Victorian parlor set that had been in my inventory far too long. They alternated between sitting on the pieces and carefully examining them for flaws. At one point the wife stepped back and made blocking gestures with her hands. To be sure, all five pieces were being lined up against imaginary walls. A well chosen word or two would put their cash in my coffer. I really didnât have time to be dumped on.
But I am a mother. âSpill it, dear.â
The bomb dropped without further preamble. âI quit school today.â
âYou what?â
âI went to the registrarâs this morning and withdrew. It wasnât too late. Of course I wonât get all my tuition back, but who cares?â
I bit my tongue and counted to ten. Twice. Once in French and once in Spanish.
âWhy did you drop out?â
âBecause schoolâs a drag. You know Iâve never liked school. And besides, I was at Belkâs Department Store in South Park Mall last Saturday and they need someone in the cosmetics department. Iâve decided thatâs more real. School is too phony.â
âIf youâre no longer in school youâre going to need a real paycheck, dear. Didnât Dad say he was going to pay your share of the apartment only as long as you stayed in school?â
During the ensuing silence I watched the young couple slip slowly out of love with my parlor set. If I hadnât been held bondage by maternal strings, I might have been able to salvage the deal. I made a desperate attempt anyway.
âTen percent off today,â I called out cheerily.
âWhat?â Susan sounded aggravated with me. âMama, my lifeâs a mess and youâre haggling with customers?â
âOops, my mistake. Itâs actually twenty percent off,â I yelled.
They shook their heads and walked slowly out of my shop. They had my number. Undoubtedly theyâd be back the nextday and try for 25 percent off. With any luck Iâd be on the phone again and give them thirty.
âMama! Donât you care?â
âOf course I care, dear. What is it you want from me?â Besides my figure, my patience, and the best years of my life. She had already taken those.
âMama, Iâm not going to be making that much at Belkâs. Not to start. Arenât you going to offer to pay my rent?â
I would not. That was the only thing Buford and I agreed upon. We would support the children financially only as long as they remained in school. Otherwise, they were on their own. With Bufordâs money, Susan could have gone on to medical school or something else equally time-consuming. But since she wanted to play apartment without the benefit of an education, she was going to have to do it on her own. Maybe then she would reconsider school.
âIâm the meanest Mama in the whole world,â I said, pre-empting my lovely daughter.
âMama!â
âAnd Iâm so unfair!â
Susan hung up. But what else could I do? I didnât have the money to support her while she played at having a job. If she wanted to move in with me, Iâd be delighted. But Susan would rather floss three times a day than do that. After all, Iâm prone to wild and wacky behavior, such as sleeping when itâs dark and washing the dishes before the mold on them requires mowing. Not to mention I vacuum up my dust balls before they get too big to trip over.
During the brief respite that followed Susanâs call I hurried over to the parlor set that had so intrigued the young couple. It was early Eastlake and in excellent condition. I took a minute to admire the burled walnut frames and the dusty pink velvet seats. Then I removed the old price, replacing it with a figure 30 percent higher. Even if I was caught on the phone when they returned, I could still afford to be generous.
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Jessica Conant-Park, Susan Conant