sealed inside a zip-closure freezer bag.
Before seating, be sure to press out any air pockets. With indelible marker, indicate the exact body part and date the columnist was hacked to pieces—that way, you can always be sure of the freshness!
Quinn looked up from the note at this point to share a wince with his partner. Then he continued.
Let's plan on getting together on September 22. No need to RSVP.
Fondly,
Your most loyal reader
PS: I simply loved your column on how to remove stubborn underarm perspiration stains!
"Man, that's nasty," Stanny-O said, looking at Audie. "Human remains?"
"And they're giving you a date," Quinn mumbled.
Stanny-O rubbed his goatee. "He don't sound too happy with you, Miss Adams. Any idea why?"
"No."
Quinn looked at Griffin and Marjorie, noting the worry in their faces. Marjorie was now gripping Audie's hand. Quinn moved his attention to Audie.
She sat primly at the edge of the chair, her knees tight together and her eyes cast down. Quinn watched her thick dark lashes flutter against her cheek.
Her face was a fascinating combination of curves and angles, he thought. The cheeks and chin were round, almost plump, and that fullness was echoed in her very kissable mouth.
But the shape of her jawline was more precisely cut, and the very tip of her nose ended in the most adorable little tilt.
Audie's lashes suddenly flickered and she looked right at him. Quinn inhaled audibly at the sight of the liquid, catlike eyes.
Stanny-O cleared his throat.
"Miss Adams, we'll need that list from you as soon as possible, the one Detective Quinn mentioned yesterday."
She nodded.
"And then either Detective Quinn or myself will sit down and have a long chat with you."
She nodded again.
"Then we're going to need to get everyone's fingerprints, so we can isolate any unknowns," Stanny-O continued, "and we'll need to take a hard look at your past columns for any connection between the threats and what you were writing at the time."
Griffin chuckled lightly. "Yeah, mon. All that talk of how to clean bathtub grout can really send a guy over the edge."
Stanny-O chortled in appreciation, but Marjorie shot Griffin a look of reprimand.
The detectives stood and thanked them for their time. It was then that Audie realized she'd intentionally avoided looking at any part of Quinn except his face, and she looked there only briefly and only out of necessity.
But she'd blown it now.
She'd just noticed how his button-down shirt opened at the throat, exposing ruddy, smooth flesh. She'd seen how his jacket hung straight from his broad shoulders and how his crisply pressed chinos clung to the long muscles of his thighs. She'd noticed he wore a delicate gold ring on his left pinkie finger, which struck her as odd—he didn't seem like the pinkie ring type.
Autumn released a soft whimper of appreciation and tried to hide it with a yawn.
"Audie?" Quinn stood close to her now. Everyone else had moved toward the door. "Are you free for lunch?"
"No." Her eyes flew around the room and she shifted her weight nervously. She could smell his aftershave! She remembered how hot his lips had felt on hers!
"I need that list from you and we need to go over it. We can do it at lunch."
She nodded and tried not to look at him.
"Here's my card. Call me later this morning and tell me where we can meet."
She took it from him brusquely and saw him to the door. Without another word to her, Quinn walked out.
Audie eventually looked down at the business card she held in her hand. Under his name, he'd drawn a big arrow and written: "See back."
She flipped it over and read the words written in a tidy, modest hand: "Are you falling for me, Miss Adams?"
Audie's mouth gaped open as she stared at the closed door in disbelief. Wow—and she had thought Tim Burke was the biggest egomaniac she'd ever known.
"Dream on, you cocky bastard," she whispered.
* * *
"This is an impressive list." Quinn leaned back comfortably in