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them,â said Bunny casually. âThatâs why he popped next door. Four of his girls are doing a tag match in mud tonight at the Eldorado. First showâs at 10.30. I should think heâll be back after that.â
âMud-wrestling? Heâs gone to watch some tarts fighting in mud?â
The aspiring megastar was rapidly slipping down dissolution hill, but Bunny took pity on him.
âWe can pop round there ourselves, if you like. Iâm a member.â He would be. âIâll take er ⦠er â¦â
âThe nameâs Geoff, with a G,â said the only member of Peking not out of his skull.
âAll right, Geoff, if Angel here agrees to pick up my wages from Mr Stubbly, we can go off now and catch the show at the Eldorado.â
Bunny looked at me and I nodded an okay.
âThatâs it then, letâs roll â and letâs be careful in there.â He did his Hill Street Blues routine. âKeep those two at the bar going, Iâll be back.â
He walked out, alto case under one arm and Geoff under the other. He didnât come back, of course. It was two days later that I found him to pass on his wages. He was in a launderette washing mud off his shirt.
And by the time Iâd got to the bar, they werenât there. Ken the barman and I did the full routine.
âDid you see what happened to the two birds who were at Table Five when the band was on?â I asked, after ordering a Pils.
âYou mean the rather svelte one in the frilly blue number and her butch mate with the skinhead cut and the pink jumpsuit?â
âYeah, thatâs them.â I gritted my teeth, knowing what was coming.
âNobody like that in here tonight, mate.â He went back to polishing glasses.
âOh, come on, Ken, at least get a new scriptwriter. What happened to them?â
âThey left. During the last number. What more can I say?â
At this rate, Kenâs conversation was going to keep me at the bar about as long as the glass of Pils. I considered returning to the dressing-room to see what the girl drummer was doing, but decided against it. Head cases like that I could live without. I surveyed the disco floor. Nothing there; well, nothing spare anyway. So it looked like an early night.
But first, there was the problem of getting our wages out of Bill Stubbly. In itself, a diplomatic mission no more difficult than, say, Munich if it was 1938 and you were Czech.
Bill Stubbly, the proud owner of the Mimosa Club, was a bluff, no-nonsense Yorkshireman who had no business to be in showbusiness. Well, not in Soho, anyway. Despite all his drawbacks â his basic honesty, his total lack of entrepreneurial flair, his status as a happily-married, middle-aged man with two kids â he survived. There were rules, of course, by which he survived; some of his own making, many not. He loathed the drugs trade in any shape or form (thank God he never went into his dressing-room), partly because drugs to a Yorkshireman meant aspirin and partly because it would push him straight into the claws of the gangs and dealers. Yet there he was on Dean Street with a firetrap of a club well inside Triad territory, and youâre telling me he wasnât paying somebody somewhere? He got into the club business after coming to London for the first time to a Rugby League Final in the â60s. It was as simple as that. He and his mates had a weekend on the pop in the big city, and Bill never did turn up for the Monday morning shift downât tâpit. The Mimosaâs main attraction was its drinking hours. Basically, it opened when the pubs were shut in the afternoon, providing a useful social service for the army of thirsty lost souls searching for a drink in the desert hours of 3.00 to 5.30. Interestingly enough, the only identifiable ethnic minority group to be actively banned from entering the Mimosa were Rugby League supporters down in London for the Cup.