His ears pressed back against his head. His tongue stuck out. He kicked up dirt as he sprinted past me, then turned the corner and was out of sight. But in a moment he reappeared around the far corner.
âDo it, BeauBeau. Go for the Slim Jim gold!â I shouted.
He must have gotten a little dizzy from circling the house because he began to stumble as he adjusted his balance. Then he lost his equilibrium altogether and darted full speed off to one side and plunged head-first into his double-sized hole. I heard an awful snap, and a yelp, and that was all.
I threw down my shovel and ran over to him. His head was bent back against his shoulder. âBeauBeau!â I hollered, and grabbed him under his belly and lifted him out. I laid him out on his side and straightened out his head. Somehow I knew he was dead, but I couldnât believe it. Maybe he was just unconscious.
I ran into the house and pounded on Betsyâs closeddoor. âBeauBeau fell into a hole and I think he broke his neck,â I blurted out all in one breath.
âHeâs French,â she replied from the other side. âThey faint if they have an ingrown toenail. Just tell him the Germans are invading and heâll jump up and start running.â
âHeâs not acting,â I cried. âHe busted his neck. I heard it snap.â
Suddenly she whipped her door open real fast and as I yelled, âLook out,â it flew off its hinges and crashed to the floor.
âYou are worse than stupid,â she said angrily and punched me in the chest, knocking the wind out of me. âYouâre criminal.â
She ran down the hall and out the back door.
I fought to catch my breath as I crawled down to the kitchen and grabbed a bottle of ammonia from under the sink. I unscrewed the cap and took a deep whiff and my breath came roaring right back. Good stuff, I thought. If he was just unconscious, then this would bring him around.
When I caught up to Betsy she was kneeling by BeauBeauâs side with her ear pressed against his chest. Pete was leaning over her and Dad was coming around the corner. After a minute Betsy said, âNo heartbeat.â She held his neck just under his jaw. âNo pulse. We better get him to the vet.â
I threw the ammonia to one side and the plastic bottle hit Pete in the head. He fell in the hole. I thought he might have broken his neck but I didnât have time to do anything about it. BeauBeau was my main concern.
Betsy grabbed BeauBeauâs chest and I grabbed his rear, and we carried him to the car.
âDonât put him on the seat,â Dad hollered. âPut him over the front fender, like a deer. When you croak your bladder lets loose.â
âThanks for the real-life detail,â Betsy snapped. âBut weâre trying to save a life here.â
We lifted BeauBeau into the trunk. I climbed in and curled up next to him, then quickly ducked as Betsy slammed down the top.
Dad seemed to hit every bump, and I kept saying, âDonât worry. Iâll take care of you. If you live, you can have a Slim Jim as long as the Alaska pipeline.â I patted him on the neck, but then jerked my hand back. âSorry,â I said.
After Dad parked he unlocked the trunk. I hopped out and we hustled BeauBeau into the pet emergency room and laid him out on a metal table.
âHeâs definitely dead,â the vet declared. He swung BeauBeauâs head back and forth as if it were a rag dollâs. âBroken neck.â
Betsy sighed dramatically. âItâs always the brilliant ones that die young,â she said, then pointed to me. âThatâs why youâll live forever.â
I turned away from her because I could feel the tears well up in my eyes, and I wasnât ready to fight back. I put a hand on BeauBeauâs side. âSorry, buddy,â I said. âI wonât forget you. I promise. You were an inspiration to