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Defense: I-13 Utility: I-93 → I-96
    Agility H-148 → H-172 Magic: I-0
    Magic
    ( )
    Skills
    Realis Phrase
    Rapid Growth
    Continued desire results in continued growth
    Stronger desire results in stronger growth
    It was she who had found promising excelia and written that skill into him with her own hands. She regretted it more than anything.



Chapter 2
THAT’S WHY I RUN
    “.… nn.”
    Hestia Familia
’s base, the hidden room under an old church.
    The room is underground, so naturally there are no morning sunbeams or crowing roosters to wake me up. It’s just force of habit to get up at a certain time.
    I used to have to get up early to work in the fields back home in the countryside. I developed a very precise body clock right around my tummy.
    …
Five AM sharp.
    Just to be sure, I lift my head to check the clock on the wall.
    While it’s dim in here, it’s not completely dark thanks to a magic stone lamp on the ceiling. My eyes don’t even have to adjust.
    Human engineers figured out how to make magic stone lamps. The gods call it “cutting-edge technology.” It was the discovery of the century. Even the gods acknowledged the influence of human engineering techniques. These things are amazing!
    The goddess and I had a small party last night. When we got sleepy, I left the bed to her and went to sleep on the sofa as usual. Sure, it’s not that wide, but I’m used to it.
    I blink a few times to get the sleep out of my eyes. I should get up and wash my face and get ready to.… Huh?
    There’s something on top of me. Not the sheets, and it’s round and extremely light. I’m breathing just fine, otherwise I would have noticed sooner.
    Just what is this thing? Maybe if I touched it… No way! It’s the goddess!
    She’s asleep with her face buried in my chest. Ha-ha, imagine that.
    Did she sleepwalk…?
    I guess there’s a first time for everything, but now I have to figure out how to get out of this predicament.



I’m sure I could get out from under her without waking her up, but she’s so soft and cuddly, I don’t want to move. She’s an extremely good body pillow, a godlike one!
    There are
Familias
that specialize in making items and weapons, but I can say for sure that they don’t have anything like this! The goddess is incredible!
    With all due respect to her, I wrap my arms around her squishy body. If cotton were a liquid, this is how it would feel.
    This is bad. I really won’t be able to get up at this rate.
    She even smells nice… Aww, a tiny yawn and now she’s snuggling her face into my chest like a little baby.
    She’s so damn cute!!!
    Wait a second, what are these soft melons on my chest? Don’t tell me, it’s
them
?
    I move fast. This god pillow has turned into a death trap. I slide out a little and flip her onto the sofa, trading places with her.
    She almost killed me…!
    It’s the first time she’s sent a chill down my spine…
    They
were touching me! I couldn’t breathe! What if I didn’t get out of there?
    I put the sheet over her and get ready to go. I shouldn’t be here when she wakes up. Now that I think about it, wow, I’m an idiot! What have I done?! She’s a goddess! And I felt her… on me…
    I sneak through the room and out the door without a sound.
    “… zzz… Bell, you’re so stupid… zzzz…”
    Well, that was an eventful way to wake up…
    I sigh to myself as the brisk morning air chills my skin.
    Main Street in the morning is very different from how it is in the afternoon. The streets feel so much wider at sunrise—no people, no noise. Every one of the two-story shops have their shutters closed. The shops look like a long stone wall all lined up in a row.
    The eastern sky is getting brighter. I’m not alone on the streets, either. A few prums are setting up their store here, and a group ofdwarves are talking in a cluster over there. By the looks of them, they’re adventurers like me. I wonder if I’ll run into them in the Dungeon later on.
    I might