Invincible

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Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
sense to him. “But you’re Death.”
    Death gave him a droll stare. “I know, kid. Believe me, it’s not something you forget. But there are many agents of death, messengers as it were. I am only one. In my opinion, I’m the best one. However, there are plenty more out there able to do the job. Poseurs mostly, granted. But enough that Death can sometimes take a holiday.” He winked at him as he mentioned the title of a movie Nick’s mom loved to watch.
    Yeah, Death was a few quarts shy of a gallon. “I take it the death business doesn’t pay too well, so you moonlight as a cook here in this place.”
    “You would think that, right?” Death stepped out of his body. Literally.
    Where there had been one person, there was suddenly two. Only, one of them now had short black hair, a white apron, and tattoos running down both arms. That person ignored them while he went to the oven.
    “Where are my cookies?” He looked around and then scowled as he caught sight of Nick. “Who are you, and what are you doing back here? Only staff is allowed in the kitchen. Rémi!”
    Nick opened and closed his mouth like a fish. He pointed to Death.
    “He can’t see me, kid. He just thinks you’re nuts for pointing at nothing.”
    Great. That was all he needed. One more person who thought he was on drugs. “Morty?”
    The cook drew up short as he was headed for the door. “Yeah?”
    “I’m Nick. Aimee told me to come back here and introduce myself to you. My mom will be working here.”
    Morty held his hand up in warning. “Stay right there. Don’t you move.” He went to the door and pushed it open only enough for his head to vanish while he spoke to the others. Nick could hear his muffled voice, but couldn’t understand the words.
    Death laughed evilly. “I love making humans think they’re losing their minds. Nothing else is quite so satisfying … other than listening to them try to bargain with me for their lives. You know, I was once offered my own private island with a harem of virgins and three camels. Tempting, but a ghoul has to do what a ghoul has to do.” The look on his face said he was savoring that memory. Then he hit Nick on his “injured” shoulder. “Watch this.…”
    Morty returned with a stern frown on his face. “How did I get my cookies out there without knowing it?”
    Death snickered. “Look at his face. I love it.”
    Nick cleared his throat. “Meth is death, dude. Lay off the crack.”
    “What?” Morty looked at him as if he’d forgotten he was there. “Um, anyway, Aimee said you’re legit. I still don’t remember meeting you. I just don’t remember.”
    “It’s all right. We all have—” He slid his gaze to Death, who was still laughing, and had to wonder if he wasn’t imagining things, too. “—our issues. Tell you what, I think I’ve met enough new people for the day. I’m going to go chill for a while.” And have my head examined, ’cause obviously, I’m having a hallucination probably brought on by finding out my boss is a freak of nature.
    Now I’m seeing freaks everywhere.
    “Good idea.” Morty headed to the stove.
    Death slung his arm around Nick’s shoulders. “Call me Grim or master. I prefer master, but Grim works since it reminds you of who and what I am and what will happen to you if you get under my skin. Capisce? ”
    “Got it.”
    “Good. By the way, did you know the word capisce is actually from the Latin word for ‘seize’? As in carpe diem or, in the case of your nocturnal boss, carpe noctem. Seize the night.”
    Nick wasn’t sure what to make of any of that.
    “Close your mouth, kid. The cook already thinks you’re crazy. Remember, right now only you have the privilege of my company.”
    “Okay.”
    “Hmm. The correct answer should be capisco . ‘I understand.’ So I say capisce, and you say…”
    Nick hesitated before he answered. “Capisco.”
    Grim patted him on the cheek. “Beautiful. You can be taught. Makes my job so much
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