Ezzy?â His voice is hoarse. An esophagus abraded with the sandpaper of a hard life.
Ez grunts as she leans across Hannah and hands out a crumpled wad of money. Hannah spies a few one-dollar bills, a few fives. âItâs me, Carl. Hereâs some cash.â But before he takes it, she jerks the money back. âAh, ah, ah. You know the drill with this.â
He chucklesâa raspy, wheezing sound, like air whistling through an old rusty pipe. âDonât buy liquor.â
âAre you going to buy liquor with it, Carl?â
âNo?â
âAre you lying?â
âMaybe.â
âNo liquor!â she barks, then hands over the money. âGo on, get out of here, you old scamp.â She shoos him away and he kisses his calloused fingers and blows her a kiss. Hannah smells his breath: it smells, contrary to her expectations, herbaceous. Like basil or oregano. His laugh can be heard trailing away as he shuffles across the parking lot.
âThatâs Carl,â Ez explains. âHeâs local homeless. Nice guy. Drunk, but not a creeper. We gotta watch out for him on really hot days. Try to get him into shelters with AC.â
Hannah releases a stuck breath. âYou were saying something about a . . . a harvester ant?â
âRight! The Maricopa harvester. The venom in a harvester ant is the most toxic in the insect world. Its LD50 valueâthe median lethal doseâis through the floor: 0.12. The lower that number, the less of the venom it takes to actually kill somebody. And 0.12 is freaking low, Hannah.â
âDeadliest ant in the world and itâs right here in your backyard?â
Ez snaps her fingers. âSee, thatâs the thing. Itâs not the most lethal because it kills the most people. Itâs aggressive, like the fire ant, but itâs rareâyou donât see many around. Which means people donât get stung all that often. Fire ants are all over the damn place and,so, technically super deadly. A hand grenade is more lethal than a single bullet, but most people donât have hand grenades.â
With fingers like forceps, Hannah pinches the bridge of her nose. She runs through this in her head and asks, âWhy are you telling me all this?â
âLook,â Ez says, grabbing the folder and thumbing through the pages. She finds what sheâs looking forâa close-up image of a skin fragment. Itâs so close-up it almost looks topographical. Ez stabs down with a finger and says, âI scraped away the fungusâwhich, by the way, is Candida, just old-fashioned, old-timey yeastâand underneath I found marks. Lines and dots, lines and dots.â Sure enough, on the skin sample: a small horizontal red line and a red raised dot beneath it. âLike with fire ants, you have the line from where they get a good mandibular gripâ chomp! âand then they do some insect yoga and curl their bodies inward to jam their little stinger into the flesh. Injecting venom.â
âThese ants stung the man. They didnât just bite his skin.â
âThey definitely stung him. And the venom of these weird little monsters is as bad as the harvester antsâ. Itâs almost the same venom: amino acids, peptides, polysaccharides. Plus the toxic, allergenic proteins and the alkaloids that both poison the victim and send up a chemical signal to the rest of the nearby ants.â
âSo, somehow, harvester ants made their way to New York State, to a remote cabin by an even more remote lake, andââ
Ez laughs: an unhinged, wild sound. âNo, you donât get it, Stander. It looks like a leaf-cutter ant and has the venom of a Maricopa harvester. This is what Iâm saying: no ant like that exists.â
âGuess you got your wish?â Hannah says. The smile across her face is not meant to demonstrate happiness, but rather to temper the shock of the absurd. âMaybe you can name it