worry,â Vick said. âIâll make sure he understands.â
She thanked him and, turning away, caught Jennifer rolling her eyes at what Vick had just said. Jane, pretending she hadnât seen this, looked briskly about her. âNow, who else should I meet?â
âYou can meet me,â came a husky, rather coarse female voice from behind her. Jane spun around.
A tall, willowy woman with long ash-blond hair parted in the middle and a large beak of a nose walked straight up to Jane and put out her hand. âIâm your next million-dollar client.â
Before Jane could react, the woman burst into raucous laughter. âIâm kidding. Iâll be some other agentâs first million-dollar client. I just heard you say youâre not taking on anybody new.â
âRight,â Jane said. âAnd you are ... ?â
âCarla Santino.â She put out her hand and held Janeâs in a viselike grip. âWaitress by day, future best-selling novelist by night.â
âWaitress . . . Donât youââ
âLook familiar? Probably. I work at the Shady Hills Diner on Route Forty-six. Iâve probably waited on the whole town as some point or another. But I donât intend to be there much longer.â
âWell, good for you,â Jane said, eager to get away from Carla. Carla herself provided the getaway, pointing to a petite, mousy-looking woman who stood a couple of yards away, her hands clasped demurely in front of her, watching them. âEllyn, get over here.â
The mousy woman walked in tiny steps toward them and stopped. She wore a plain black skirt and a pink stretch blouse. Her curly dark hair looked as if it hadnât had the benefit of a good haircut in years. She looked, it occurred to Jane, not unlike a brunette Harpo Marx.
âHereâs my fellow best-seller,â Carla said, slapping the woman on the back. âEllyn BassâJane Stuart.â
âGlad to meet you, Ellyn. Youâre also from Shady Hills?â
âYes,â Ellyn replied. Her voice was high and squeaky. âBut I donât work like Carla. Iâm only a housewife.â
âDonât ever say that,â Jane said with a smile. âYouâre setting back the womenâs movement by about thirty years. Say, âI donât work outside the home.â Much more p.c.â
Ellyn nodded solemnly, as if completely unaware that Jane was being funny, or trying to be.
âRight,â Jane said. âAny children, Ellyn?â she asked brightly.
âFive-year-old twin girls.â
âAnd a handful, let me tell you,â Carla put in. âIâve served them enough to know. Iâve also served that husband of hers,â she added, rolling her eyes. âNice-looking, but useless.â
Ellyn made a little frown but said nothing.
âWhat kind of writing are you doing, Ellyn?â Jane asked, now eager to get off the subject of Ellynâs family.
âI write romance novels.â A dreamy, faraway look came into Ellynâs eyes. âI adore romance novels.â
âHow wonderful. Do you know we have two romance stars with us as instructors this week? BerthaâI mean Rhondaââ
âI know.â Ellyn rose up on her heels in excitement. âRhonda Redmond and Jennifer Castaneda. Iâve read every book theyâve ever written.â
At that moment another woman joined them. Jane was enveloped in a cloud of expensive perfume.
âWhoâs written?â the woman asked. She spoke with an aristocratic lockjaw drawl and was dressed to match in an expensive-looking tan silk pantsuit. Jane guessed her to be around fifty. Her hair was a subtle gold, swept back from her well-tanned face and turning up slightly at her shoulders. Jane was immediately reminded of the actress Dina Merrill.
Jane opened her mouth to answer her, but the woman smiled apologetically. âHow frightfully rude of