end up paying off their mortgage by the time theyâre fifty while still having steadily saved up enough Friday paycheques to help put their kid through university. My dad did.
âDoes it look good?â I say. Not Does the work look good? or Are the people you work with good people? or even Is the pay good? But does it look good that theyâll keep you on so that you can continue buying shitty art for your garage walls and sinfully overpriced blue jeans for your ungrateful children and, more than likely, diapers and baby food and rattles for the spurious spawn of your mouth-breathing eldest son. Creative fulfillment and a positive, nurturing work environment arenât Chatham workplace priorities. Paying your bills and feeding and clothing your children are.
Eddie shrugs; I nod into my beer.
âHey, howâs the oldââ Eddie says, making a scribbling motion with his non-beer-holding hand ââgoing?â
âItâs all right.â
âYou got a new one coming out?â
âIâm working on it.â
âGood stuff. I told you, Iâm saving up all your books for my retirement. Gonna get me a hammock and read âem all in a row swinging with a brew beside me in the backyard. Thatâs the way to do it, right?â
I smile, sip. Eddie will never read any of my books and thatâs just fine. Eddie buys my booksâone of the few people in Chatham I know who doesâand always gets me to inscribe them whenever I next see him. I appreciate the online sale of one novel dutifully purchased every two years or so, but more than that, I appreciate that Eddie is genuinely happy that Iâm happy, am pleased that heâs authentically pleased that someone he actually knows ended up doing what they wanted to do with their life. If he couldnât play defence in the National Hockey League, at least I get to sit on my ass all day making stuff up. Artsy-fartsy deflected glory is still deflected glory.
âHey, that reminds me,â he says. âI got the new one inside. Let me go in and get it so you can put your olâ John Hancock on it.â
âSure.â
Before I have time to tour in its entirety even a single wall of Eddieâ tacked-up museumâDetroit players mostly, but the occasionally deserving non-Red Wing as well (mostly long-retired opposition tough guys who could also put the puck in the net, like Terry OâReilly and Clark Gillies and Cam Neely), Eddie is back in the garage with a pen and a copy of my latest novel still encased in its shipping box. Using a pen knife from his key chain to cut it free, âI figured Iâd just keep it in here until you were back in town. That way it wouldnât get dirty or anything.â
âMakes sense,â I say, taking the liberated book and the pen.
Eddie watches me while I stand there trying to think of something profound or funny or at least not utterly banal to write on the title page. Itâs always easier to sign a book for a stranger than for a friend. A guy who says he came to your reading from Hamilton immediately gets To Fred from the Hammer, Best, Sam Samson , but someone who watched you get beat up in the parking lot of McDonaldâs after the Sadie Hawkins dance when you were seventeen and who encouraged you afterward to super-size your meal because you fucking deserve it, man, you never stopped throwing those fucking haymakers even when you were bleeding like a stuck fucking pig, is harder to be so cocky casual with.
To Steady Eddie , I finally write.
Health and Happiness.
Sam.
Eddie takes back his book, immediately reads whatâs there. And giggles. If a 235-pound giggling man doesnât make you smile, maybe itâs time to consider changing your medication. Closing the book and setting it on top of the fridge, âWhere are you off to?â he says. âYou got time for one more?â
Uncle Donny is picking me up at home in an hour to take