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Asimovist, aren't you? You people are always Asimovists."
    "I'm an Asimovist," Robbie said, with as much dignity as he could muster. "But I don't see what that has to do with anything."
    "Of course you don't, pal. You wouldn't, would you. All I want you to do is figure out how to enforce your own rules so that I can get with my girl. You're saying you can't do that because it's not your department, but when it comes down to it, your problem is that I'm a robot and she's not, and for that, you'll take the side of a collection of jumped up polyps. Fine, buddy, fine. You have a nice life out there, pondering the three laws."
    "Wait —" Robbie said.
    "Unless the next words you say are, 'I'll help you,' I'm not interested."
    "It's not that I don't want to help —"
    "Wrong answer," Tonker said, and the IM session terminated.

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    When Kate came up on deck, she was full of talk about the Reef, whom she was calling "Ozzie."
    "They're weirdest goddamned thing. They want to fight anything that'll stand still long enough. Ever seen coral fight? I downloaded some time-lapse video. They really go at it viciously. At the same time, they're clearly scared out of their wits about this all. I mean, they've got racial memory of their history, supplemented by a bunch of Wikipedia entries on reefs — you should hear them wax mystical over the Devonian Reefs, which went extinct millennia ago. They've developed some kind of wild theory that the Devonians developed sentience and extincted themselves.
    "So they're really excited about us heading back to the actual reef now. They want to see it from the outside, and they've invited me to be an honored guest, the first human ever invited to gaze upon their wonder. Exciting, huh?"
    "They're not going to make trouble for you down there?"
    "No, no way. Me and Ozzie are great pals."
    "I'm worried about this."
    "You worry too much." She laughed and tossed her head. She was very pretty, Robbie noticed. He hadn't ever thought of her like that when she was uninhabited, but with this Kate person inside her she was lovely. He really liked humans. It had been a real golden age when the people had been around all the time.
    He wondered what it was like up in the Noosphere where AIs and humans could operate as equals.
    She stood up to go. After second breakfast, the shells would relax in the lounge or do yoga on the sun-deck. He wondered what she'd do. He didn't want her to go.
    "Tonker contacted me," he said. He wasn't good at small-talk.
    She jumped as if shocked. "What did you tell him?"
    "Nothing," Robbie said. "I didn't tell him anything."
    She shook her head. "But I bet he had plenty to tell you , didn't he? What a bitch I am, making and then leaving him, a fickle woman who doesn't know her own mind."
    Robbie didn't say anything.
    "Let's see, what else?" She was pacing now, her voice hot and choked, unfamiliar sounds coming from Janet's voicebox. "He told you I was a pervert, didn't he? Queer for his kind. Incest and bestiality in the rarified heights of the noosphere."
    Robbie felt helpless. This human was clearly experiencing a lot of pain, and it seemed like he'd caused it.
    "Please don't cry," he said. "Please?"
    She looked up at him, tears streaming down her cheeks. "Why the fuck not ? I thought it would be different once I ascended. I thought I'd be better once I was in the sky, infinite and immortal. But I'm the same Kate Eltham I was in 2019, a loser that couldn't meet a guy to save my life, spent all my time cybering losers in moggs, and only got the upload once they made it a charity thing. I'm gonna spend the rest of eternity like that, you know it? How'd you like to spend the whole of the universe being a, a, a nobody ?"
    Robbie said nothing. He recognized the complaint, of course. You only had to login to the Asimovist board to find a million AIs with the same complaint. But he'd never, ever, never guessed that human beings went through the same thing. He ran very hot now, so confused,