I Love Dick

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Author: Chris Kraus
some errands in San Bernardino. But at 6:45 p.m. that Saturday, December 10, around the time that she was driving up the mountain, he called.
    Upper Crestline seemed so dismal that night. A liquor store, a pizza parlor. A single row of woodframe facaded storefronts from the ’50s, Depression-era recollections of the West, half boarded up. Wendy and Michael Tolkin had visited last month with their two daughters. Michael’s film The New Age had just come out, following his other great films, The Rapture and The Player. He was a Hollywood intellectual and Wendy was the wittiest and nicest psychotherapist Sylvère and Chris had ever met. After expressing their delight in Crestline’s quaint-ness, Wendy remarked: It must be very lonely living in a place you don’t belong. Chris and Sylvère had no children, three abortions, and they’d been shuttling between low-rent rural slums on both coasts for the past two years in order to put money into Chris’ film. And of course Michael, who was Sylvère’s friend, really, because Sylvère was someone in LA who knew more than he about French theory, couldn’t, wouldn’t, do anything to help her with the film.
    When Chris got home and Sylvère told her he’d talked to Dick, she nearly swooned. “I don’t want to know!” she cried. And then she wanted to know everything. “I have a little present, a surprise,” he said, showing her the audiotape. Chris looked at Sylvère as if seeing him for the first time. Taping their phone call was such a violation. It gave her a kind of creepy feeling, like the time the writer Walter Abish’d discovered the tape recorder Sylvère had hidden underneath the table when they were having drinks. Sylvère laughed it off, calling himself a Foreign Agent. But to be a spy is being no one. Still, Chris had to hear it now.
    EXHIBIT C:   TRANSCRIPT OF A PHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN DICK ——AND SYLVÈRE LOTRINGER
    December 10, 1994: 6:45 p.m.
    D: So, could we talk about the possibility of your coming out in the next semester—
    S: Yeah. I guess the easiest for me would be between March 10 and 20. Do you want me to do something about cultural anthropology? Is that what you’re doing now?
    D: If it’s not something you’re interested in, we can maybe, uh, forget about it but—(inaudible).
    S: Yeah?
    D: (inaudible)—I don’t know if you’d be enthusiastic about you know summarizing James Clifford and other discourses around anthropology, but if you want to do something more original, more, uh, primary, it’s up to you.
    S: Okay. And the fee would be 2500 dollars for two lectures and one seminar?
    D: Two lectures and a seminar and maybe some studio visits.
    S: Oh. Marvin said the crits paid extra…500 dollars more?
    D: Uh, look, I’ll see what I can do. I hope coming here is worth your while.
    S: (inaudible) Well, I want it to be worth your while too.
    D: We’ll get a clearer picture of what’s coming up in the semester in the next couple of weeks, and well, I can phone you in New York. (Inaudible)
    S: Well, that’s what I wanted to talk to you about. We—I want to sound you about a project that’s a little weird, but I know you don’t mind things that are weird—(laughs)—(silence) Right?
    D: I don’t think so, it depends. There’s weird and weird. There’s weird, and there’s impossible weird. Impossible weird is more interesting.
    S: Well okay, I might have something you’re looking for then. (Laughs) Well, let me—it’s a, uh, it’s a collaborative project we were thinking of possibly doing before we leave on Wednesday, otherwise we’d have to postpone it to the end of January. And, uh, it started really with our visit to your place. And how we didn’t reconnect in the morning—
    D: (Inaudible)
    S: Yeah, it was very odd. And then you—
    D: I got back
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