jump, ripping the whole envelope open, and the letter flutters away in a couple of pieces. âAre we dead?â I yell.
Zack is swatting his head, dancing around; then weâre out of there.
But not before I get a quick look into the living room window. No one is asleep on the floor. Not Steadman. Not even Fred.
Chapter 9
We dart around the side of the house and nearly knock Becca over. âGreat lunch,â she says, âif that dog didnât keep going for my shins.â She rubs her leg. âHave to get to Gussieâs Gym. The new kid, Alex, is waiting.â
âGo for it,â Zack says.
We barrel through the house, yelling, âSteadman! Fred!â
In the kitchen, Linny is telling Nana that weâre operating on half-cylinders.
We race through the living room and peel off to take the stairs two at a time.
Nobody.
Nothing but a crumpled-up Hershey bar wrapper on Steadmanâs bed.
âStolen from me,â Zack says.
We head for the basement, even though we know Steadman wouldnât set foot down there. Weâve told him an alligator lives in the furnace room.
Itâs probably not true, but you never know. We saw that on
Would You Believe?
Monday, 6 AM .
Zack and I clump down loudly. We make noises deep in our throats to terrify the maybe-alligator.
The light at the bottom of the stairs is out again. When Iâm grown-up and rich, Iâm going to have a guy work for me; heâll do nothing but change lightbulbs every two minutes.
We trip over a ratty old rug that Mom calls an antique and crash into Popâs tools. Pop says heâs building a retreat for himself down there. Zack says itâs more like a dungeon.
âSteadman,â I whisper. âWhere are you?â
We stand absolutely still.
Steadman doesnât answer.
Fred doesnât growl.
We do hear something. What? We donât wait to find out. We race up the stairs and out the front door and sink down on the steps.
There are no two ways about it. Steadman has been kidnapped.
âWhat should we do?â I ask Zack.
âWe canât tell Nana,â he says. âSheâll drop dead of a heart attack.â
âWilliam is useless,â I say.
âAnd Linny will never believe us.â
âShe will if she canât find Steadman.â We poke our heads in the front door. âHey, Linny.â
âSheâs out back somewhere,â Nana calls.
We dash around the side of the house, through Fredâs oasis, and into the yard. Linny is leaning against the playhouse. And sheâs holding . . .
Holding . . .
âThe kidnap letter,â Zack says.
And thatâs when Linny begins to scream at the top of her lungs.
Linny loves Steadman. We all do. This is the worst thing thatâs ever happened to us. Steadman wonât even make kindergarten. âIâm glad that at least he had that Hershey Bar,â Zack says over Linnyâs yelling.
We go over to her. With both hands sheâs ripping up whatâs left of the letter.
âStop!â Zack sputters. âAre you demented?â
We dive for it, but Linny dashes around the playhouse. We tackle her, and the three of us crash into the birdbath, which is more muck than bath.
A thousand pieces of the letter float over the yard, some of them caught in Popâs half-dead rosebush, most of them covered with mud.
Linny is still screaming.
âWeâre going to get Steadman back,â I tell her as Zack crawls around, gathering up microscopic pieces of paper.
âSteadman?â Linny yells. âSteadman?â Her face lookslike a purple eggplant. Skinnier, though. âWhat are you talking about?â
âYou donât know? Steadmanâs been kidnapped,â I say. âAnd the letter is probably the ransom note. You never should have ripped it up. We need all the clues we can get, and we have only . . .â
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