him years ago when we were just children.â She glanced at Paul, whose face remained blank. âWe were neighbors. In fact Joe and my brother, Martin, were best friends. Joe moved out to the suburbs when he and Martin were in the sixth grade and I hadnât heard anything from him since.â
âItâs a small world, isnât it?â Paul remarked affably.
âJoe and Martin were typical young boys,â she said, rushing her words a little in her eagerness to have this out in the open. âFull of tomfoolery and pranks.â
âBoys will be boys,â Paul said without any real enthusiasm.
âYes, I know. Onceââ she forced a light laugh ââthey actually involved me in one of their crazy schemes.â
âWhat did they put you up to? Robbing a bank?â
She somehow managed a smile. âNot exactly. JoeâI always called him Joseph back then, because it irritated him. Anyway, Joe and Martin had this friend named Pete who was a year older and heâd spent part of his summer vacation visiting his aunt in Peoria. I think it was Peoriaâ¦. Anyway he came back bragging about having kissed a girl. Naturally Martin and Joe were jealous and as you said, boys will be boys, so they decided that one of them should test it out and see if kissing a girl was everything Pete claimed it was.â
âI take it they decided to make you their guinea pig.â
âExactly.â Cait slid to the edge of the chair, pleased that Paul was following this rather convoluted explanation. âIwas eight and considered something of aâ¦pest.â She paused, hoping Paul would make some comment about how impossible that was. When he didnât, she continued, a little let down at his restraint. âApparently I was more of one than I remembered,â she said, with another forced laugh. âAt eight, I didnât think kissing was something nice girls did, at least not without a wedding band on their finger.â
âSo you kissed Joseph Rockwell,â Paul said absently.
âYes, but there was a tiny bit more than that. I made him marry me.â
Paulâs eyebrows shot to the ceiling.
âNow, almost twenty years later, heâs getting his revenge by going around telling everyone that weâre actually married. Which of course is ridiculous.â
A couple of strained seconds followed her announcement.
âIâm not sure what to say,â Paul murmured.
âOh, I wasnât expecting you to say anything. I thought it was important to clear the air, thatâs all.â
âI see.â
âHeâs only doing it becauseâ¦well, because thatâs Joe. Even when we were kids he enjoyed playing these little games. No one really minded, though, especially not the girls, because he was so cute.â She certainly had Paulâs attention now.
âI thought you should know,â she added, âin case you happened to hear a rumor or something. I didnât want you thinking Joe and I were involved, or even considering a relationship. I was fairly certain you wouldnât, but one never knows and Iâm a firm believer in being forthright and honest.â
Paul blinked. Wanting to fill the awkward silence, Cait chattered on. âApparently Joe recognized my name when he and his men moved my office in here with yours. He was delighted when I didnât recognize him. In fact, he caused a commotion by asking me about our children in front of everyone.â
âChildren?â
âMy dolls,â Cait was quick to explain.
âJoe Rockwellâs an excellent man. I couldnât fault your taste, Cait.â
âThe two of us arenât involved,â she protested. âGood grief, I havenât seen him in nearly twenty years.â
âI see,â Paul said slowly. He soundedâ¦disappointed, Cait thought. But she must have misread his tone because there wasnât a single, solitary