and Iâd still have enough money left over to take Jen out.
I grabbed the cordless phone and carried it back to the living room, dialing on the way. It was stupid. It was like stepping up to the self-serve counter and asking for an order of troubleâsupersized, of courseâbut I wanted to tell someone my good news. I flopped onto the couch and listened to the ringing on the other end of the line. Then:
âHello?â It was a womanâs voice. I recognized her right awayâJenâs mom. Her voice sounded cold and suspicious.
âCan I speak to Jen, please?â
âWho is this?â she demanded. I never called Jenâs house, and I was beginning to wish I hadnât picked up the phone now. Then I thought,
Where did she learn herphone manners, anyway?
Iâd been nice, said please. She was snarling at me without having any idea who I was. One more thing that money didnât buy, I guess.
âIâm a friend of Jenâs. From school.â
âSheâs never mentioned anyone named Wyatt,â she said, even though I hadnât said my nameâwhich isnât Wyatt. That was Billyâs name.
Then I realized that she had call display. Still, she had no right to quiz me. Jen wasnât a baby. She could decide for herself whether she wanted to talk to me.
âLook, is she home or what?â I said.
In the background I heard a manâs voice. Jenâs dad. A big-deal Bay Street lawyer. âWho is it, Margaret?â
âSheâs not available,â Jenâs mother told me. I imagined her smiling as she said it, looking like Cruella de Vil or Snow Whiteâs nasty, nasty stepmother.
Then I heard another voice, a female voice, say, âWhoâs not available?â
I wished I could shout over Jenâs mother to get Jenâs attention, but I couldnât. So I hung up. A few seconds later the phone rang. Jen, maybe? I pressed the on button.
âWho is this?â a voice demanded. Jenâs mother again. âWho is this? Why are you calling my daughter?â
I hit off and didnât answer when the phone rang a third time. Jeez, how could Jen stand living with parents like those?
CHAPTER THREE
Mr. Morrison, my homeroom teacher, wagged a finger at me as I came through the door on Monday morning.
âMr. Gianneris wants to see you in his office,â he said. âRight now.â
Mr. Gianneris was the vice principal. He motioned me into a chair as soon as I stepped into his office. I glanced at the picture of his wife and kids that he kept on his desk for everyone to see. I wondered what vice principals were like when they werenât at school, chewing out kids. Did they do a quick brain transfer at the end of the day? Or did they go home and chew out their kids the way they did everyone else? My personal opinion: Mr. Gianneris was like the dad in one of my momâs favorite movies,
The Sound of Music
. Line them up and march them to breakfast, Maria. After inspection, of course, and only if they pass.
He peered solemnly at me across his desk. It wasone of those moves that was supposed to make me sweat or confess or something. Then he opened a file folder, glanced at the contents, and asked me if I knew why he had called me down. When I said I didnât, he gave me his best vice-principal glower and said, âReally?â
I thought about giving him some wiseass answer, but what was the point? I was already in trouble. Jazzing Gianneris was only going to make him double whatever punishment he had already decided to dish out.
âThis is about history class, right?â I said.
âSpecifically, itâs about ditching history class,â Mr. Gianneris said. He glanced at the file folder again. âIn fact, itâs about ditching the whole day on Friday.â
Blah, blah, blah. End of story: a week of detentions.
âThree-thirty to four-thirty, every day this week, Mike,â Mr. Gianneris said,