instead of on the way Gwen looked. But inhaling the subtle scent of her perfume with every breath worked against him, and he kept stealing peeks at her.
Finally, he couldnât keep quiet any longer. âYouâre going to knock my family out,â he said. âMy friends too.â
âThatâs what you wanted to accomplish, wasnât it? I mean, isnât this entire charade aimed at impressing your family and friends?â
âTrue.â Zane laughed then, albeit weakly. âGuess I didnât expect to be impressed myself.â
Uh-oh, Gwen thought warily. If she let herself, she could be very impressed by him. He looked fabulous in his dark suit and white shirt, and she would bet anything that the tie he was wearing had cost as much as her entire outfitâwhich sheâd bought on mark-down.
But she had not dressed to impress him, she insisted to herself. She was only keeping up her side of their âbusiness arrangement,â and she didnât want to hear any more compliments from him while they were alone.
âLetâs keep this strictly impersonal,â she said coolly. âI have a few questions. Since you want yourfamily to believe weâre aâ¦couple, I should know a little more about you than I do. For instance, how do you take your coffee, and whatâs your favorite drink as far as alcoholic beverages go?â
âI suppose youâre right, but remember that I should know more about you too. Coffee strong and black, and while Iâm not much of a drinker, I prefer scotch. What about you?â
âCoffee with cream, no sweetener. Wine or champagne only. Are you a reader?â
âI run in spurts. I doubt if anyoneâs going to ask you what book I might be in the middle of reading.â
âProbably not. I enjoy reading but have little time for it. Same with TV.â Gwen paused, then asked, âIf someone asks me what I do, what would you like me to say?â
Zane sent her a frown. âIs there anything wrong with the truth?â
âNot to me there isnât, but bathing dogs and running other peopleâs errands is hardly a glamorous job.â
âItâs an honest living. Just be yourself, Gwen, except for our supposed relationship. Now that subject might raise some questions. How we met, for example.â
âWell, if Iâm going to be honest about my job, I might as well be honest about that, as well.â
âMight as well be,â Zane agreed, then chuckled. âIt was pretty funny, wasnât it? Your chasing Alamo through the house, both of you sopping wet?â
âHilarious,â Gwen said wryly.
âOf course, you canât say it happened only yesterday. Iâd like everyone to think that weâve been seeing each other for at least two weeks.â
âFine,â Gwen snapped.
Zane sent her a look. âYou donât like lying, do you?â
âNever did, never will. But itâs what youâre paying me for, and Iâll do what I can to help you pull the wool over your relativesâ eyes.â
âWhen you put it that way, it seems pretty underhanded,â Zane muttered.
âIt is underhanded.â Gwen sighed. âBut itâs your family, and Iâm just the hired help.â
That last remark hit Zane the wrong way, and he fell silent to stew privately. It was too late to wish heâd met Gwen under different circumstances and hadnât instantly seen her as a replacement for Heather, but the thought was there, all the same. He didnât like Gwen thinking of herself as the âhired help,â but what could he do about it now? They were almost to the ranch, and he knew they would be rushed by relatives the minute they arrived. Everyone would want to meet his lady friend; he and Gwen would instantly have to go into their act.
No, there was no turning back now. He was caught in a trap of his own making, and wishing that heâd
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