crumpled white suit patched with darker shades under the armpits, a frayed blue shirt open at the collar. He mopped his forehead with a handkerchief, glanced back at the bus and said, âYeah, I think this is it.â
A gasp rippled round as a female face emerged through the doors, though one couldnât see much of it behind sunglasses so large she resembled a fly. Thick tresses of black hair cascaded over her shoulders, while the long fingers with which she clutched the hand-rail were tipped with nails of brilliant crimson. Her shoes were an ethereal matrix of white straps with, I noticed thrillingly, sticks on the underside, although they made negotiating the steps a careful process. Her dress billowed lightly, muscular calves undulating as her foot touched the dusty ground, so blessing the village, its denizens and the mountains around us for all eternity.
She stared at the first few houses that marked the outer tendrils of the village and pushed her glasses up. Faces flinched from the dazzle of her eyes. âMike?â she said in a rich, throaty voice.
âWhat?â said the man sheâd called Mike.
âYouâve got to be joking.â
âJoke? Moi?â he said, dabbing at his cheeks.
âSo where is this, exactly?â she asked, pulling a cigarette from her handbag.
âPush something. I donât know. Pushmepullyou.â But his attention had been taken by someone nearby. âHey,â he said, pointing.
People drew back nervously as his finger lanced a gap through the crowd leaving Malek Bister in the middle. Malek looked helplessly at the retreating villagers and said in a quavering voice, âI donât know. Who is this man? Iâve never seen him before.â
âMalek,â said Mike, walking towards him, âhow are you? Whatâs going on?â
âYes,â said Malek, creasing his face into the imitation of a grin. âYes indeed. Ha ha.â
âSo whereâs the hotel, I mean, you got a car for us? Whatâs happening?â
âAhâ¦â said Malek, flapping at his pockets for a cigar. âYes. Indeed. Well, thatâs⦠thatâs veryâ¦â
âIt was a crap drive,â said Mike. âSo weâre all a bit knackered. We had people sitting on top of us. Fat gits and everything. Even the girls.â
Malek spotted the cigar heâd dropped and bent to pick it up.
As if to show how it could be done beautifully, the black-haired woman blew a silver stream of smoke into the air. âSo whereâs the rest of it?â she said.
âThe rest of what?â said Mike.
âThis place. Pushme whatsit.â
âWell, itâs a mountain resort, isnât it?â said Mike. âSo I guess itâs over that bit of mountain, round that bit of mountain, over the other side of that bloody great heap of mountains over there. This is the outskirts. Okay? What do you get on the outskirts? The bus station. What do you get in a bus station? Buses.â
âOne bus,â she said.
âSo theyâre out and about,â said Mike.
âAnd whoâs this?â she said, nodding at Malek.
âHeâs the bloke I told you about,â said Mike.
âMr Bister,â said Malek trying to light his cigar with shaking hands. âAt your service.â
âYouâre kidding me,â she said, looking at Mike.
But before I had a chance to ponder why she continued to suppose jocularity in a man whose demeanour suggested anything but, another gasp rippled out from the rapidly gathering crowd of villagers. A second lady had emerged even more startling than the first with hair so fiery red that I wondered, for a moment, if it wasnât in fact on fire. It was pushed up in ragged tufts through a tattered band of yellow cloth. Large rings of jade and silver undulated from her ears. Her blue jeans were so tight that movement would have seemed impossible had she not descended in
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