away.
âGeez, Bob,â Able said, âease up, will you? This guyâs big time. This isnât Davidson from the
Eagle.â
At this, Duceederâs face flooded red, a previously nearly imperceptible vein on his forehead instantly throbbing blue. âDamn it, I told you before not to mention that prickâs name in this office and Iâll be damned if ââ
âEasy now, Jimmy D., easy. I was just trying to point that itâs not likely that Petey here is biased in the same way as our old friend ââ
âDonât!â
ââ our old friend at the
Eagle
is.â Able gave Bayle a friendly, conspiratorial look. âYouâve got to understand rightfrom the get-go, Petey, that the beat writer for the Warriors is what we in the hockey media refer to as a left-winger.â
âLeft-winger, shit,â Munson sputtered. âCock-sucking belly-aching liberal scum-licking ââ
âYou said a mouthful there, Bob,â Duceeder said. âYou said a mouthful there.â
âEasy now, you two,â Able said, âweâve got company here, remember?â Able turned his attention back to Bayle. âAnyway, weâd be happy to chat with you anytime you like. You might even want to come up to the booth sometime and see how a couple of pros do it, right, Bobby?â
âWeâre late.â
Able looked at his watch. âGeez, youâre right. Well, weâll see you gentlemen at the opener tonight.â
âYou boys take care,â Duceeder said.
Munson already out the door, Able called ahead to his partner, âJust a sec, Bob.â Able turned around in the doorway. âHey, Jimmy D.,â he said.
âYeah?â
âGuess what you call one thousand civil servants on the bottom of the Arkansas River?â
âAheh heh heh. That guy just kills me. Really.â
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âF UCK S AMSON . Samson is irrelevant to me. I donât hear his bells and whistles, you understand? Iâve got a sick power play and Wichita tonight and you want to know if you can talk to me for a couple of minutes. Forty-three percent of all hockey games are won on the special teams and we canât score on our backup goalie in practice with a two-man advantage. And you want to know if you can maybe just have a few words with me. You want to talk to me, you talk to me about Wichitaâs penalty-killing unit. You happen to know anything about the four-corner rotating box theyâre using this year? You got any idea if theyâre still committed to dumping and chasing or are they giving that quick little Russianthey picked up over the summer the green light to make a play if heâs got it? You know if Unger is still taking all their deep face-offs? I didnât think you so. Weâre playing a team tonight thatâs about ten times better than the one we beat four straight in last yearâs playoffs and who would like nothing better than to come into the Bunton Center and kick our ass all over the place on opening night in front of our own fans. And you would like to have a few words. You want bells and whistles, you go talk to Mr. Samson. And while youâre there, you can tell Mr. Samson that Coach Daley is too busy trying to get his hockey team to the league championship to have any time left over for team autograph sessions, Warrior carwashes, or Meet the Fans Day. You tell Mr. Samson that Coach Daley doesnât hear bells and whistles, you understand? And for Christsake, shut that door behind you.â
Thus spake Coach Daley.
Bayle closed the door behind him, mentally crossing sports reporter off his list of potential occupations.
5
W ANDERING THE bowels of the arena, Bayle wondered who or what next. Except for Jane explaining to him some journalistic doâs and donâtâs and equipping him with a few folders full of articles on the hockey boom in the U.S., he was essentially on his own. And the