other sporting skills were developing too. Heâd pick up his Mumâs tennis racquet as soon as Noelene and the other ladies at her comp took a break for tea and cakes. Theyâd marvel at his non-stop energy as he pounded the ball at the wall or served endlessly into an empty court.
Very early on, Pop bought Darren and Greg their first surfboardsâ special Midget Farrelly âfoamiesâ with rubber finsâduring a day trip to Ulladulla on the NSW south coast. It was the start of Gregâs lifelong love affair with the beach and the surf. Every second weekend in summer the family would leave the shimmering red roofs of Greenacre and head down to the south coast beaches, usually Currarong, and the kids would surf until they were waterlogged. By the time Greg got his first fibreglass âwoodyâ at about the age of 8, he was already an accomplished rider.
He was also a budding entrepreneur, holding down two jobsâa chemist delivery run and a paper run, both of which provided an unwitting training base for his future bike riding. The chemist run involved delivering medicines to older people in their homes or in the local retirement and nursing homes. âI only ever dropped something once. It was a bottle of medicine that broke. I was walking around. I thought: âThatâs it, Iâll get fired.â So I told my boss and he said, âThanks for being honest, Greg.ââ
He was just as earnest with his paper run. âYou werenât allowed to sell papers until after 7 oâclockâyou couldnât blow your whistle, because of the noise thing. I used to get there at 5 to get the best barrowâif it was raining, Iâd get the best coverâand to get the best selection of magazines. I was always an early bird. I loved it.â Greg showed early marketing skills on his paper run when he persuaded his clients to leave their money out so they wouldnât have to get out of bed. It worked brilliantly for tips. âI still remember one vintage Christmas weekend when I pocketed $22 in tips.â It was almost ten times his normal earnings.
As his friends began to physically mature, Greg remembers feeling left behind. âWhen I got to about 12 years old, all the boys started shooting up and good old Greg Welch was still âShortyâ. All the boys were hitting puberty and growing up and getting beards and Iâm still, you know, 2 foot tall! I remember that vividly.â
Nevertheless, he was flourishing in a comfortable and safe world that revolved around home, school, the football oval, Noeleneâs nearby tennis courts and, only two blocks away, the newsagency and the chemist shop.
In 1977, Gregâs horizons expanded when he moved on to Punchbowl Boys High School, a 2-km (1.2-mile) bus ride away. His cheeky humour helped ease the usual transition from being âsomeoneâ in the top class of primary school to a ânobodyâ in the lowest class of high school. Greg quickly won a reputation for his sporting featsâespecially as a cross-country runner and a squash playerâalthough he also played hockey and tennis for the school and rugby league for the Greenacre Grasshoppers and, of course, there was always the surfing.
âI was good at sport. I was never great because growing up the size I was, I didnât really see an opportunity for being a great football player or a great tennis player because I wasnât powerful enough or tall enough to go to the net. On the squash court, I wasnât terribly orthodox in my style but nobody could beat me easily. Theyâd have to run me around everywhere because Iâd get everything back. Itâd always be a difficult match against me.â
As they grew older, Greg and his mates didnât let being landlocked in Greenacre prevent them from enjoying one of their greatest passions. On weekends theyâd catch the 5 am train out of Punchbowl Station, travel into
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