standards, you know .â The sepulchral voice coming out of the mist made her jump and yelp, and the poor ghosts shrank back from the riverâs edge. Hades turned toward the river in irritation.
âIâve asked you not to do that, damn it!â Hades snapped. âDonât just sneak up on people, do somethingto announce yourself when you know they canât see you!â
A boatâs prow appeared, poking through the mist, and soon both the boat and its occupant were visible. The ferryman plunged his pole into the river and drove the boat up on the bank with a crunch of pebbles against wood. He had swathed his head in a fold of his robe, and bowed without uncovering it.
âAs you say,â the ferryman intoned, pushing his boat closer to the bank, so that it lay parallel to the beach. With his foot he pushed a plank over the side to the dry beach. âDo you need my services, oh, Lord?â
âNo, weâll just walk across,â Hades replied with irritation. âOf course we need your services!â
âWait a moment.â Persephone was pulling off her rings, her necklace, her bracelets, even the diadem in her hair. Gold all of it, and pearls, which Demeter thought proper for a maiden. Sheâd put them on this morning on a whim, thinking it would be nice to be married in them. She offered all of them now to Charon. âHow many will these pay for? To go across?â
The hooded head swung in her direction. Slowly Charon removed the covering, revealing his real face. He was exceptionally ugly, with grayish skin, a crooked nose and very sad eyes. âIâuhââ The dread ferryman appeared unaccountably flustered. âI meanââ
Hades brightened. âGive her a discount rate,â he said with a low chuckle. âAfter all, sheâs buying in bulk. Itâs the least you can do.â
The ferryman swiveled his head ponderously, from Persephoneâs face, to her hands full of gold, to the suddenly silent throng of spirits, and back again. âIâuhâI am not accustomed toâuhââ The ferryman gave up.âAll of them,â he said, sounding frustrated, and a bony hand plucked the jewelry from Persephoneâs hands.
With an almost-silent cheer, the spirits flooded into the boat. Although, as far as Persephone could tell, they were insubstantial and weighed nothing, the boat sank lower and lower into the water as they continued to pour across the little gangplank. Finally the last one squeezed aboardâor at least, there were no more wisps of anything on the shoreâand with a sigh of resignation, Charon pushed off.
âDonât blame me when Minos gets testy about all the extra workâmy Lord,â Charon called over his shoulder as he vanished into the mist, poling the boat to the farther shore.
âAnd that is why I love you,â Hades said, pulling her into his arms for an exuberant kiss that was all out of keeping with the gloom of the place. âYou see what needs doing, know I canât do anything about it, and deal with it yourself. What a woman you are!â
His arms about her felt warm and supportive, a bulwark against the dank chill of the mist that surrounded them.
She flushed with pleasure. âI know theyâll only start piling up again,â she said apologetically when he let her go. âBut I just couldnât stand here and do nothing about them.â
He considered this. âPerhaps something can be worked out,â he suggested. âPut a definite end to their time of waiting. Shorten it if the living will do something for them. Sacrifices orâ¦something. Maybe even pay ahead of time when they are still alive.â He pondered that a moment. âI shall put that into the minds of the priests and see what they come up with.â
They watched the mist for a while, listened to the wavelets lapping against the stones at their feet. This was a curiously