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letting me go?”
    He grinned.  “Oh, I’m perfectly satisfied that you are an upstanding citizen and everything was just a misunderstanding.”
    I relaxed and smiled back.  “That sounds good, thank you.”  I started walking toward the exit.
    He shook his head and held me back.  “However, I’m afraid I do have one further request to make before I can let you go free.”
    There was a slight undertone to his request that made me nervous.  Was he still planning on calling me on my shoplifting after all?  “What is it?”
    He pulled me into his arms and gave me a kiss.  “I’d like to take you to dinner.”
    I was absolutely flabbergasted.  Relief flooded every pore of my body.  “Well, of course, I’d love to go out with you.”
    “Great, I’ll pick you up tonight at seven.”
    “Is that when you get off work?”  I figured he must have light hours for a security guard.
    He shook his head.  “No, I’m off work today.  I was just here shopping for my mom’s birthday.”
    Okay, so sometimes a guy looking at the perfume counter can really just be a guy looking at the perfume counter.  I couldn’t say that I was sorry for my mistake.  In fact, I think it had to be the best pick-up I had made in my shoplifting career.

JESSICA GOES CLUBBING & GETS HER BUTT STUFFED IN THE BACK OF A VAN
    Jessica’s Back D oor
    Episode Three
an erotic short by Debbie Brownstone
All rights reserved copyright 2012 by Naughty Daydreams Press

If you’ve read the first two in this series, you already know about my friend, whom I’ve called Jessica in order to protect her real identity.  Back when I was just coming to terms with the fact that I enjoyed stimulation in the rear a whole lot more than in the front, she was there to give me advice and to relate her stories.  Of course, I’ve fictionalized them a bit, but the basic facts are real, changed just enough to keep everyone’s privacy intact.
    So here you go, and be sure to enjoy!
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    “Mom, can I have some cookies to share with Mark?” 
    Dale’s shrill voice cut through the room like a knife and Jessica winced.  Rather than letting Dale think that yelling equaled good communication skills, she walked to the kitchen and caught him red-handed, already stuffing some of the peanut butter cookies she’d baked the night before into his overnight bag.  “I think that will be enough.”
    Her seven year old nodded and closed up his bag, completely free of any guilt over being caught raiding the cookie supply.  She took the bag from his hand as he went by her and began to inspect his packing abilities.  “Where’s your toothbrush?”
    “I thought I should leave it here, in case I forget it at Uncle Jim’s.”
    “Nope, go get it.”  She smiled as he trudged back to his bathroom.  Ah, childhood, when the things that upset you were as simple as having to bring a toothbrush to a sleepover.
    A knock came on the door and she hurried over to answer.  When she opened the door, her brother let out a low whistle.  “Wow, sis, looking good tonight.” 
    She bowed and waved him in.  “It’s amazing what some ass kicking can do for you, and Paula’s given me plenty lately.”  At the thought of ass kicking, her mind roamed away for a brief second and she felt a nice twinge between her legs.
    Jim looked at her curiously.  “What did the prima donna do?  Sign you up with a speed dating club?”
    “No, just got me to join a gym.”  The best damn gym in town .  She thought again of Slate and his cock pounding her tiny ass and smiled as another spasm hit her pussy.
    “Ah, well you’re looking incredible, maybe I should make Tiffany join.”
    No, I think not, big brother.   Jessica couldn’t imagine that Jim would be too kind to have his wife doing what she was doing at the gym.
    At that point, all calm adult conversation ceased as Dale ran into the room and bombarded his Uncle with questions and stories and more questions.  Jessica bundled them both