appointment to meet with the top guy, Superintendent Clancy. Heâd recently been named
Super Cop
and won the highest award the precinct can bestow on a Guard.
A sad irony that he had once been Jackâs best buddy. Theyâd trained together at Templemore, been holy terrors on the hurling field, and always
âhad each otherâs backâ
until
Jackâs drinking had him disgracefully bounced from the force while Clancy climbed the ranks, awash in glory.
Over the years theyâd become bitter enemies. The golden friendship steeped in envy and bitterness. Who ever thought heâd save Jack from the fatal action he was planning? It had, if you will, a poetic symmetry.
I met the super on a Monday morning. An air of gloom pervaded the Garda station as Ireland had just lost one-nil to Austria, shattering any slim hope of World Cup qualification. The manager, an aging Italian, Giovanni Trappatoni, had resigned. Over five years heâd received ten million! Read it and weep.
Plus, a golden handshake of 500,000 euros. His tenure, according to Jack,
âReached a new low in Irish soccer.â
I was led into the superâs office by a tank of a Guard who had, he said,
âA sister in Boston.â
He didnât ask if I knew her but it was there, hovering. Over and over in Ireland, Iâd had this experience and saw the look of incredulity when I didnât know the aunt, niece, brother in just about any state of the union.
Clancy was behind a massive oak desk, strewn with files and papers. Dressed in full blue, he had a riot of decorations on the tunic. A big man, swollen even larger by good living, but with a brute force emanating, cautioned,
âDonât mistake flab for weakness.â
He stood up, extended a huge meaty hand, said,
âAlways glad to welcome a Yank.â
Then to the other Guard,
âTea for our visitor or would you prefer coffee? We even home-brew the best Colombian.â
And he waited.
I realized this was a joke and, a little behind, tried a smile, said,
âIâm good, thank you.â
His eyes crinkled and, to my horror, I realized more humor was coming.
He said,
âBetter be good or weâll feel your collar.â
He came around the desk, gave me a resounding thump on the back, said,
âJust kidding. Sit your arse down and let me know how I can be of service.â
I was beginning to veer toward Jackâs antipathy. I said,
âUm, itâs a little delicate and may even sound far-fetched.â
He hovered over me, boomed,
âTrust me, lad, weâve heard it all here, so spill. . . .â
And, alas, spill I did.
All.
The very mention of Jack had him on high alert. He listened without interruption until the whole sad, sordid saga was spent.
Moved back behind his desk, put his size twelves on the desk, said,
âTaylor is a drunk, a fabulist, he even believes some of his own fantasies. Much as Iâd like your . . .â
Pause.
âYarn to be true, itâs horseshite. Even Taylor, with all his dodgy dealings and, dare I say, nefarious enterprises, not even he would quite stoop to such a lunatic scheme.â
He stood up.
I was being dismissed and, hate to admit, shamed. My cheeks burned. Clancy said,
âAnd letâs face it, sonny, if youâre his friend, heâs even more bollixed than I thought. But, tell you what, if you ever get something solidâlike date, time, location, give us a call. We live to serve.â
Iâd gotten to the door, feeling as crushed as a Beckett character in a garbage bin, when Clancy said,
âIf you intend to reside a while . . .â
He let contempt pour over that word, then,
âIt might behoove you to remember that we tolerate most shenanigans on this proud little island of ours but . . .â
He stared me full in the face,
âBut we fucking loathe informers.â
Later that day, a female Guard named Ridge, recently returned to the
Heidi Hunter, Bad Boy Team