command, the standing statue that was farthest from them began gesturing with his arms and said something about Bacchus pouring a feast for the crowd. From where she stood Pamela couldnât quite make out his words. The newly animated arm-flailing statue reminded her of Fred Flintstone.
âBloody buggering hell,â she muttered to herself, using her assistantâs favorite oath, âitâs like a car wreck.â
âOn with the party!â Bacchusâ statue yelled. âArtemis, speak to your subjects.â
The second of the standing statues raised her arm, and Pamela was horrified to notice that her mountainous breasts bobbled in time with her movements.
âFrom the forest and the hunt only you could entice me to leaveâso it is to your Forum that we all must cleave. Shop, drink and be merryâespecially if it is Visa that you do carry!â The female voice was tinny sounding, and as she spoke a quiver of arrows and a bow slung over her shoulder glowed an awful neon red.
âWell spoken, my beauty!â Bacchusâ head wobbled up and down with a jerky, mechanical movement. âBut now it is your brotherâs turn. Play for the gathering, Apollo!â
The statue directly in front of her began to turn until it was facing the crowd. The harp in Apolloâs hands glowed bright green while he stroked it. Music came from a speaker semihidden at Pamelaâs feet.
âYes, Bacchus, with my lyre I shall delight and inspire.â
âIt touches my heart!â Said the fat statue in a canned voice. âOh, Apollo, what a romantic spell you cast. But enough! It is time to summon the light of day!â
The Apollo statue bowed awkwardly to Bacchus before raising his hand. Abruptly, the domed ceiling came alive with lasers, bouncing in bright colors from cloud to cloud as Bacchusâ pleased laughter filled the dry ice air. The slicing lights finally culminated in a burst of brightness that left the fake sky lit as if it was midmorning.
âNow, my friends,â Bacchus said as the other statues dimmed and died, and a pink-tinged spotlight illuminated his florid face. âEat, drink and be merry! And rememberâyou must return for the special evening show at eight oâclock sharp! Until then, carpe diem!â
As his maniacal laughter faded and spontaneous applause broke out, Pamela overheard a woman wearing red sweatpants say to her friend, âAinât it better than last time we was here?â
âYep,â her friend replied.
âOh, God . . .â Pamela groaned.
CHAPTER THREE
âNO, you are not to fret. I know exactly what has you looking so concerned.â Eddie patted her hand. âMoney is not an issue. I will spare no expense to make my vision come to life.â
âYou may trust his word, maâam. Eddie will provide you with all the funds that you need.â
Pamela blinked woodenly up at the tall man.
âHow insufferably rude of me,â Eddie said. âPamela, let me present you to my assistant, James Ridgewood. James, this is our much esteemed interior designer, Pamela Gray.â
âA pleasure to meet you, maâam.â James took her hand in a firm, dry grip.
Eddie slapped his palms against his thick thighs. âI can hardly contain my excitement! Now that you have seen the marvelous fountain, tell me, Pamela, what do you think?â
âWhat do I think?â Pamela stalled by repeating the question. She and Eddie were sitting beside each other on one of the faux marble benches that surrounded the now-silent fountain. Because of the authorâs girth, the bench that would normally have held three or even four people was full, so James stood beside them. Pamela looked helplessly from Eddieâs sparkling eyes up to James, who returned her gaze with the steady, attentive expression of a schoolboy. No help there, she realized. James had bought into the decorating disaster, too.
âYes!