surprise.
âFauna good!â cried Herky, leaping from Williamâs arms. He knew better than to jump to me, so he landed on the table, where he turned three somersaults, just missing the cake with his feet.
The Baron came back from the far end of the table. âWell done, young lady,â he said.
When we finished eating, the Baron gave ÂWilliam and me pocket watches. Personally, I didnât have muchuse for a watch. It seemed to make William happy, though. The watches were made of gold, with our names and fancy designs engraved on their lids. ÂWilliamâs had a sword with vines wrapped around it. Mine had Âflowers.
I would have rather had the sword.
Even so, I thanked the Baron politely.
I knew the time had come to give William his present from Granny Pinchbottom. Feeling sick, I put my hand to the back of my neck, hoping Solomonâs Collar would come off now that I was in front of the person who was supposed to get it.
It didnât.
Fortunately, I had a backup plan. Taking a deep breath, I said, âWhen I told Granny Pinchbottom about the party, she said she also wanted to send you a gift.â
Karl snorted but managed not to say anything.
I held out the bottle of Sleep Walk. âHere it is.â
As I spoke the lie, Solomonâs Collar tingled.
Then it began to tighten around my neck!
I gasped in panic. Would the collar keep getting smaller until it cut my head off? The fact that when we were in Nilbog I had seen the goblin kingâs headless body made this all too easy to imagine.
âFauna, are you all right?â William asked. âYou look kind of funny.â
âIâm fine!â I choked out. This was another lie, and the moment I spoke it, the collar grew even tighter.
âActually, Iâm not. I think I need to sit down!â
Instantly the collar loosened its grip.
Karl rushed over with a chair, and I dropped into it. Sitting there, trying to catch my breath, I realized I had put something around my neckâsomething I couldnât removeâthat would start to strangle me anytime I told a lie.
This did not make me happy.
I know there are worse things that can happen to a person than not being able to lie, but at the moment I couldnât think of any. Lying had been a useful survival tool for me . . . and if youâve never been trapped in a room with several angry men, each three times as big as you are, then donât even think of trying to judge me on this.
âItâs a good thing youâre staying the night,â Hulda shouted. âI wouldnât want to send you home not feeling well.â
âStaying the night?â I asked in surprise.
Hulda looked equally surprised. âDid you think weâd make you walk home in the dark?â
To be honestâwhich was the safest thing at the momentâI hadnât thought about it at all. Darkness doesnât bother me that much. Thatâs what torches are for.
Hulda turned to Igor. âDid you forget to tell this poor girl she was supposed to spend the night?â
Igor looked down. âCanât remember,â he mumbled.
It was the softest voice I had ever heard him use, so of course Hulda couldnât hear him. âWhat did you say?â she bellowed.
âCanât remember!â Igor roared back.
Herky scurried under the table. As for me, I was happy to have everyoneâs attention elsewhere. That didnât last long. Turning back to me, Hulda said, âI meant for you to bring a nightdress. But donât worry. Iâll find something you can use.â
After that, things settled down. We gathered around the fireplace, and Karl told a wonderfully scary ghost story. When he was done, the Baron got to talking about the old days. This was more interesting than I would have expected, since it turned out he had had a big sister who had vanished when he was a baby.
âNever did find out what happened to