were screaming for real and it wasnât about rats. Right?â
âItâs a long story. I donât really know where to begin.â
âWhaddaya mean? I figured you dozed off or something and were dreaming. Thatâs not what happened?â
âNo. Not exactly.â I glanced over one shoulder and then the next. âWhat if I told you that one second I was listening to Mrs. F drone on about the British, and the next second I saw her standing beside me, clear as day, screaming like she was on fire?â
âShe was on fire?â
âNo. She was screaming like she was on fire. You know, like a crazy, terrified, soon-to-be-dead scream.â
âOh. Well, it would have been a better dream if you saw her burning alive.â He looked up at the ceiling. âThat would be one big fire.â
âArgh. Are you even listening?â
We made it to our lockers, but instead of opening his, Colin shoved his history books into mine. He had his own locker, but it was filled with rotting food and dirty clothes. It made me seriously regret that my locker was next to his.
âYeah, of course Iâm listening. But the only one who screamed was you,â Colin insisted. âWell, you screamed first, anyway.â He turned and poked me in the chest. âSo either you really saw her, youâre on drugs, or youâre nuts. I kinda hope youâre nuts. Iâve always wanted a crazy friend.â
âMission accomplished,â I muttered.
âWell, it was good timing anyway. We only had five minutes of lecture. That was great.â He slouched against the lockers and watched the mob of students pass by. âYou gonna tell me why you look so beat up?â
I was just about to tell him what happened when a heavily accented voice over my shoulder cut me off.
âHey, Rat Boy.â
Iâd been expecting it and turned to see who would be the first to start what was sure to be a long line of name calling and sarcastic digs Iâd be experiencing for the next week. When I recognized the culprit, though, I smiled. âVery funny, Lisa. Nice accent.â
Colin nodded. âYeah. You sound just like a drunken leprechaun.â
She opened her mouth to speak but rocked back when I turned to face her. âGod, Dean. What happened to your face? Is that why you werenât in school on Friday?â
âItâs a long story.â
She forced a smile. âDid it have anything to do with the vicious rodent attack that everyoneâs talking about?â
âIt was awful,â Colin said without missing a beat. âThe beast was as big as a dog and came straight at Dean. Razor sharp teeth. No one thought he was going to survive.â
âMustâve been awful.â She smiled and jabbed me in the shoulder. âYou gonna be okay?â
âHe will once he gets the image of Mrs. Farnsworthy out of his mind,â Colin added.
âOh gosh, did Colin make you think of her naked or something?â Lisa asked.
âNo. But you just did!â Colin laughed. âDean was thinking about her burning to death.â
âWhat!â Lisa gasped. âThatâs a horrible thing to think about.â
I closed my locker and turned to my friends. âI didnât see her naked and I didnât see her burning to death. Freaking out in class is not something Iâll be living down anytime soon either.â
âWhat are you talking about?â Lisa asked. âI heard the story from a group of girls in the hall and they were saying that it was brilliant.â
âW⦠what?â I said. âThey did?â
Lisa nodded. âYep. No oneâs making fun of you. I think theyâve all realized by now it was just a prank.â She stepped closer. âBut Iâd like to know what really happened.â
I nodded. âFine. But this is the last time Iâm saying it, so just listen, okay?â
âDean,â Lisa