just because she had learned intimate details of some celebritiesâ lives, a sentimental osmosis had mysteriously occurred: She mustâve thought that they had come to know, and more specifically care, about her.
Finally Noel got to his current endeavor, a crime flick called Fashion Dogs . It was his twelfth starring film, he told me; it costarred Venezia Ramada and was directed by Crispin Marachino. He told me he was meeting the two of them shortly, then talked about his role in the new film.
âLet me get this straight,â I said, after listening to his summary of the plot. âYou play a male fashion model who is also an undercover cop?â
âHeâs only an amateur model,â Noel said earnestly.
âOh, that sounds likely,â I said. Cops were notoriously unfashionable.
âActually, Crispin has got me doing the catwalk for Anton Rocmarni during Fashion Week to publicize the movie.â
âWow.â
âI just read in the newspaper that they finally convicted the Green River Killer after all these years,â he said out of the blue.
âYeah, I read about that too.â
âHe killed forty-eight hookers in the 80s and only just got caught âcause of DNA testing.â
âI heard he pled to forty-nine murders. Did he get sentenced yet?â
âYeah, it was a plea bargain, life imprisonment.â He sounded almost gleeful. âForty-nine murdered girls and not even the death penalty.â
âThat is unbelievable.â Sentencing in America did frequently seem arbitrary.
âThe thing is: forty-nine murders and suddenly he just stops? I mean he hasnât murdered anyone in nearly twenty years.â Noel said blithely. âGod, he must have been attending Murderers Anonymous meetings to keep from making it a round fifty.â
I couldâve pointed out that the killer actually claimed heâd killed many more than fifty women. Instead I said, âI find it a little distressing that you find that so amusing.â
âCome on, this country is obsessed with crime. Itâs entertainment. Law & Order and all those shows are huge. Isnât that one of the reasons you became a cop?â
He had a point.
âWould you mind if I asked you some professional questions?â I asked.
âLike what?â
âLike why were you having lunch at DiCarloâs at nine this morning?â
âIt was closer to ten, and I was hungry.â
âIt looked like you were finishing a dinner.â
âYou know, as a movie actor I can have all the sex, drugs, and rock & roll that I want, but I canât eat a thing. I basically have to starve myself. But every so often I lose it and go on a binge.â
âYouâre kidding.â
âNope. And this morning I totally lost it.â
âSomething to share at your Overeaters Anonymous meeting.â
âNo, all the food comes out of the same hole it goes in, usually within the hour.â
âOh God, really?â
âIf you repeat that, Iâll deny it.â
âWhat sets off your binges?â I asked.
âGuilt,â he said earnestly. âProfound guilt . . . but also they have great food there.â
âGuilt over what?â
âOnly my priest will ever know that.â
âWhat were you doing across the street just now?â
âNow?â
âYeah, a few minutes ago, when you saw me. What were you doing there?â
âI just withdrew some money from the ATM on the corner.â
âYou donât still have the receipt, do you?â
He pulled off a glove and started rummaging through the pockets of his overcoat. Although I was suspicious of him, I was also curious to see how far I could push him before heâd tell me to fuck off. To my surprise he produced the ATM receipt. It was for a two hundred dollar withdrawal, timed about a minute before we met.
âWhere were you last night?â I asked, figuring that