strange,â I added when Michael shot me an annoyed look. âIf we pull together the information showing that Mitsutan is worth less than they say they areâwell, that would be helpful for Jimmy DeLone, when he finally pulls out his checkbook.â
Michael wasnât facing me, because he was placing the clipping on the photocopierâs glass plate, but I could see his shoulders stiffen under the striped oxford shirt he was wearing.
âRei, who do you work for?â
âYou?â Was this a trick question?
âNo, you donât work for me.â Michael sounded exasperated. âYes, Iâm your supervisor, but you work for a greater entity: OCI, and beyond that, the CIA. I donât believe anyone would think that you sound like a loyal employee at the moment.â Michael picked up the photocopied papers and slapped them both down on my desk.
âJust because I asked a question?â I wrinkled my nose at Michael. âCome on, youâve got to have some of these questions in the back of your mind, too.â
âAgreed,â Michael said evenly. âEvery good officer should ask questions. But I can tell you that our government is not in the habit of using tightly stretched funds to help a billionaire retail magnate get a better shopping deal. For some reason, weâve been ordered to investigate Mitsutan. Itâs our job to collect data for analysis, not to answer riddles.â
âBut how about a lightbulb joke, like how many spies does it take to figure out we have a trade deficit in lightbulbs?â I shot back. âObviously, this country would be better off if Americans were making the cheapest lightbulbs in the world rather than buying them from suppliers in Asia.â
âEcon 200,â Michael said, his tight expression finally relaxing into a smile. âWhat exactly did you learn in Monterey?â
I laughed. âYouâll never know.â
âJust like today, Iâll never know what you and Mrs. Taki will do, exactly. But Iâm really looking forward to seeing the results of your appearance modification.â
âThat nonsense is happening today? Why didnât you warn me?â I was annoyed. Mrs. Taki, the sixty-something, very bossy translator who worked with us, was the Defense Departmentâs self-proclaimed expert on Japanese appearance. She had taken me on a shopping trip that had lasted three days: a hunt for the perfect suit, shoes, and bag for the interview at Mitsutan. After weâd finally found the right things at Escada, sheâd made me buy a second suit from Jil Sander, just in case there was a second interview. German designers in Japan! I didnât quite understand her enthusiasm for German couture, but then again, I was a bit younger, and not native-born.
âRemember, we talked about it before? She called when I came in this morning to make sure you were free to go over. It seems the salon finally has a four-hour block available for you.â
âMichael, you said to me that Iâm not going over with an assumed identity. If Iâm going back to Japan as Rei Shimuraâwhy would I want to change the way I look?â
âYouâre trying to be hired at a very glamorous department store. In order for you to accomplish that, you need to resemble an ideal Japanese twenty-three-year-old woman. Consider this.â Michael picked up a copy of An-an that had been lying on my desk.
âIâd need multiple surgeries to look like that.â I looked down at the indescribably lovely girlâporeless skin, eyebrows as delicate as birdsâ wings headed upward for flight, and limpid dark brown eyes that opened innocently under rose-tinted eyelids.
âMrs. Taki says that the salon owner used to do theatrical makeup, so she knows how to create the illusion of an epicanthic eyelid. I believe itâs possible, given that I myself have passed for Korean in the past.â Michael