lord coughed into his hand, glancing around them almost frantically. No one was close enough to overhear. âWhat? No! Donât say that word!â
She was right. Sheâd been right all along. He really was hiring men to follow her in the guise of suitors. âWhat, then? Agents? Operatives? At least tell me heâs working for the Crown and not the other side, Iâve yet to reassure myself on that count.â
âGood God, no wonder he wants you monitored! Yes, for the Crown. But you arenât supposed to know any of this!â
âThank you.â And she meant it. It was a relief, to know at last what sheâd only been able to speculate about. She felt an odd wash of gratitude toward Lord Barnabas Smith-Grenville.
âYouâre welcome. I . . . oh, dear heavens, I think Iâve just committed treason.â
Freddie shrugged, amused at his polite expression of horror and his terrible espionage skills. âYour secret is safe with me, sir. Iâm sure youâve no reason to believe that, but it is. We can be honest with one another. I like you, Lord Smith-Grenville. Youâre much more amusing than the usual types my father foists on me. Theyâre always so dour.â Perhaps the Season wouldnât be so bad, after all, if she could spend it tweaking Smith-Grenvilleâs tail to make him squeak. And if he was this bad a spy on first meeting, he should be easy enough to shake when she wanted to go somewhere without the benefit of an escort. Had they trained the man at all?
âYour father only has your safety in mind, you know.â
She shook her head. âHe has his own safety in mind. If he were concerned for me, he would pay enough attention to find out what I do with my time himself. Heâs just worried somebody will try to use me to get to him. And while weâre being honest with one another, Iâll be honest enough to tell you that I donât trust you. Youâre his man, ergo youâre not a man I can trust. And youâre a truly terrible spy, which also doesnât speak well for you.â
âItâs my first assignment,â Barnabas admitted, clearly disappointed in himself. âI had all sorts of things prepared to say if anybody suspected, or if I was tortured. I never expected anyone to just ask me directly, in the course of polite conversation. Least of all you. I thought this would be the simplest job possible. Damn. Iâm going to hang for this, and itâs only my first day.â
âOh, cheer up. Youâre not going to hang. I told you, I always know. Although it was more clever of Father than usual to try somebody from the peerage, and with decent conversation for once. If youâd affected ignorance Iâd have probably believed you, and just assumed you were a gold digger. Youâre a very unlikely spy.â
âThat was the idea. You really wonât tell him youâve found me out already?â
âNo,â she reassured him. âEasier to let him go on thinking weâve simply hit it off. Are you going to ask for bribes?â
He drew himself up, puffing like a pigeon. âI should certainly think
not
.â
Freddie nodded and smiled. âExcellent, then. We shall pretend to court, youâll report to my father that Iâm innocent as a lamb without a suspicion in the world, I wonât tattle on you, and otherwise Iâll continue to do exactly as I like. Agreed?â
Barnabas hesitated. âI canât agree to that, Miss Murcheson. Iâm ordered to know your whereabouts at all times, Iâm afraid.â
âCatch me if you can, my lord.â
He sighed. âThis is not turning out at all as Iâd imagined.â
They stared out at the dancers, each lost in their own thoughts for a moment, before Barnabas gathered himself and offered his arm.
âWould you care to dance?â
Freddie eyed his arm but didnât take it. âOh,