happened when we got to the landing. Fang was sleeping on top of one of the old chests there. As we walked past, the chest raised itself up, hovered for a few seconds, then set off along the landing, heading for the stairs. Fang woke up and looked really surprised. But he looked even more surprised when the chest hurtled down the stairs like a toboggan. Fang was greatâhe sat up and he looked like he really enjoyed the ride. But the chest didnât do so well; it landed with a smash, split open, and a bunch of old tennis balls escaped and rolled everywhere. But Fang didnât mind. He skidded across the hall, shot straight under the monster chair by the clock, and lay there with his tongue hanging out watching the tennis balls.
The last thing we showed Mathilda, Ned,and Jed was the ghost-in-the-bath-bathroom. We were all looking at the bath wondering whether at long last we would see the ghost-in-the-bath when a moldy sponge hit Wanda on the back of the head. She wasnât hurt, as it was only a sponge, but she got green fuzz all over her hair. I thought it was funny, but Mathilda glared at Ned and Jed, who were hanging around with their hands in their pockets. âNed, Jedâthatâs enough ,â she said, annoyed. âGo away and find someone else to chuck sponges at.â
I thought that was weird. I hadnât seen Ned and Jed even touch the sponge. As far as I could tell, the sponge had decided to throw itself at Wanda.
Ned and Jed didnât say anything. They grinned like two naughty boys who had been caught and disappeared through the bathroom panelingâwhich leads into the secret passage that goes to Sir Horaceâs secret room. I wondered what Sir Horace would think about his visitors. I hoped he wouldnât scare them too much.
Wanda hadnât said anything since the sponge hit her, but I could tell she was going to once she thought about it. Wanda is like that. She sometimes spends a long time thinking before she says something, especially if she is in a bad mood, which is different from the way I am. I say stuff straightawayâreally loudly.
But Wanda didnât wait too long this time. âNed and Jed are poltergeists, arenât they?â she said.
Mathilda nodded.
I was so impressed. Wanda is not nearly as dumb as she looks. I remembered what Uncle Drac told me about poltergeists. He had grown up with one in his castle. It had been very annoyingâit used to throw all his sheets and blankets around, which is why he sleeps in a sleeping bag now.
âWhy did you bring them?â Wanda asked Mathilda.
Mathilda looked a bit awkward, I thought. âI had to,â she said. âThey come everywhere with me.â
âWhy?â asked Wanda.
âItâs a long story.â Mathilda sighed.
âTell us,â Wanda and I said together. âPlease.â
Mathilda sat on the edge of the bathtub and said, âAll right, then. Itâs a little scary, though.â
âGood,â I said. Wanda didnât say anything, but she made me sit next to her on Sir Horaceâs treasure chest.
Mathilda began. âYou know my parents run the Spookie Ghost Removal Service, donât you?â she asked.
âYou mean they take peopleâs ghosts away ?â I was amazed that anyone would actually want to get a ghost removed from their houseâalthough I could see that Edmund might get a bit annoying after a while. But the thought of someone taking Sir Horace and Fang away was not nice at all. I love having ghosts in Spookie Houseâit would be really awful without them.
âYes, their job is to take ghosts away,â said Mathilda. âAnd recently they have been really busy. Anyway, one dark and stormy nightââ
âOoh,â whispered Wanda. She shuffledup really close to me.
âOne dark and stormy night,â said Mathilda, âmy parents were called out to a big old house in the middle of the wild, wild